Kids, who wants to swing the cleaver?
Blog Guy, I’m looking to hire an entertainer for my daughter’s fourth birthday party. Can you recommend somebody who makes balloon animals? I want the very best. Sure. I’d go for this guy in China. Look how good he is. What the hell is he making there?

Get naked for the hokey pokey!
Blog Guy, help settle an argument with my wife. What’s the most popular dance? I say it’s the waltz, but she says it’s the samba. So? So? Which is it?

Who appraised it, Bernie Madoff?
Okay, this is the point we’ve come to in America. We are told in a bunch of captions that this is a $3 million bra, but we are given no clue as to w

He must be quite a guy…
You all know me, I’m not a judgmental kind of guy. But on some rare occasions I DO form strong opinions, and gosh darn it, if I’m not careful I’m afraid I’ll go after somebody with this pickle fork I’m holding.

No room for a legume?
Well fashion fans, it won’t be long now. It’s the evening of the big Victoria’s Secret annual holiday fashion show. I mean, most of YOU won’t see it today, because it won’t be aired for a couple of weeks, but we’ll have lots of still photos for you and if you flip through them real fast, it’s just like being there.