I’m workin’ at the carwash man, in Afghanistan…
Blog Guy, I’m about to graduate from college in December, and I could use some career advice. I know you’re great at that. Well, it depends on what you studied, of course. We need doctors, teachers, engineers…. I majored in creative writing and film studies. Oh. Have you considered the carwash?

You commoners drink this crap?
Okay gang, you all know the deal. We’ve actually persuaded Prince Charles to endorse our brand of coffee for a TV commercial! Yeah, he said it’s only Canada so nobody will see it anywhere important, and he can use a few extra bucks.

Enjoy your flight, Mr. Johnson!
Good morning, Mr. Johnson! Thank you for choosing to fly with us to Milwaukee today, with stops in Knoxville and Fargo. May I see some photo ID, Mr. Johnson? Hmmm. Well, I guess that’s close enough. Did you pack all your own luggage today, Mr. Johnson? Did anyone give you anything suspicious? Nope? Great! Okey-dokey. I’m gonna give you an aisle seat because this is a small plane, and well, o

Hey kid, where can I get a haircut like that?
We have some photos of President Barack Obama speaking at a middle school, where a member of the audience has the word OBAMA shaved in his hair. Presidential haircuts are a time-honored tradition in this country, and today’s students don’t know how lucky they are to deal with a five-letter name. Why, in my day, I didn’t think my hair would ever grow back from my John Fitzgerald Kennedy cut, which I unfortunately got a week before the assassination.

Have fun, will travel…
Blog Guy, I just read a great Travel and Leisure magazine article titled “Top Travel Websites of 2009,” and do you KNOW what I found? Yes. My blog is mentioned