MOTD2 host Adrian Chiles swears about Harry Hill’s Knitted Character
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee-re has the Knitted Character heard language like that this week When it comes to presenting TV shows, Adrian Chiles is usually the model professional. But he was reduced to dropping the f-bomb live on Match of the Day 2 over fears that he is being stalked by a soft toy. The Knitted Character from Harry Hill’s [...]

Arsenal star books in for cosmetic surgery
Tat’s enough of tat Arsenal left-back Armand Traore has revealed he plans to have surgery next summer to remove his tattoos. While may of his team-mates will be heading on a plane to South Africa, the Frenchman will go under the knife to get rid of his body artwork. Traore said getting the tattoos were one of [...]

Video: Akon goes dancing with Didier Drogba, Emmanuel Eboue and Salomon Kalou
Prem’s Ivory Coast stars show off their moves with R&B star Didier Drogba and charity might not be words that you automatically associate with one another, but the Chelsea striker threw a star-studded fund-raising bash at the Dorchester in London last weekend to pay for a children’s hospital in his home city of Abidjan. Among those in [...]

Lookalikes: Iain Dowie and Natasha Dowie
A pair of lookers Natasha Dowie, niece of Iain, has been tipped to make her England debut in Thursday’s match against Turkey. Uncle Iain played his international football for Northern Ireland, but that footballing instinct is obviously running in the genetics.

Video: Top Gear presenters attend Middlesbrough match in Newcastle shirts
How to get lynched at the Riverside In a gag that could easily have backfired, Top Gear presenters Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May bounded onto the pitch at half-time in Middlesbrough’s match against Nottingham Forest wearing Newcastle shirts. The trio briefly endured a torrent of abuse before swiftly heading down the tunnel for a costume [...]