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Oh Honestly, Erin · 7h ago

The road to KCON

As usual, we got on the road a good hour after we originally planned. And then we realized...
Oh Honestly, Erin · 1d ago

Fine.

Tomorrow morning, we leave for KCON. I think all three of us need this long weekend to get away from all the bullshit and remember how to be a family.  Even if it is in Newark.  It’s not fin...
Oh Honestly, Erin · 3d ago

Grandson #3: Calvin!

There was one majorly super awesome thing that happened last Tuesday, you guys. Baby Calvin was born! It seemed like Haley was pregnant forever, but now he’s here and the three of them have become the perfect little family. I’M LITERALLY CRYING AS I ...
Oh Honestly, Erin · 4d ago

Greetings from a terrible person.

Everything sucks. But this custard / Fruity Pebbles combo was nice.  In related news, I deactivated my Facebook account because after 16 years, some people still can’t seem to stay the fuck out of my non-marriage. I have to say, being Facebook-free h...
Oh Honestly, Erin · 6d ago

head shots and soju shots

There was an episode of some talk show I watched once in the 90s—Maury or Donahue or Sally...
Oh Honestly, Erin · 1W ago

“don’t need a metaphor 4 u 2 know I’m miserable”

Currently enduring some of the worst parts of mania. Who cares though. Here’s some happy things cuz fake it till u make it amirite lol.  1. I got to see my buddy Nina and her kids a few week...
Oh Honestly, Erin · 1W ago

Whining about time or whatever.

We went to visit Robbie & Nikki on Sunday to see the babies. Robbie made bomb veggie burge...
Oh Honestly, Erin · 1W ago

Back to Back, y’all!

WOOOOOO PENGUINS! SUCK IT, TRASHVILLE! Go choke on your booing and terrible fucking Nation...
Oh Honestly, Erin · 1W ago

A Fire in the Kitchen, & Other Things

I started off the day learning the hard way that you musn’t spray canola oil on a hot pan. If I hadn’t already lost most of my eyebrows during the Great Overplucking of the 90s, today would have been their funeral fo sho.  I was running around scream...
Oh Honestly, Erin · 1W ago

Losing Lisa (this is not a Lifetime Movie review)

Well, it finally happened. Lisa made good on her threat to leave me and took her whole family to Idaho on Wednesday. FOREVER. UGH!! She had a going away thing on Saturday at Rock Bottom. The whole time I was like DONT CRY. DONT YOU DARE CRY, ERIN. Bu...