It's New, It's Improved, It's the Size of Texas
I have a bizarre fixation with feminine hygiene products. There. I admitted it. It's not that I can't wait to try something new, improved, and exciting. It's more like my fixation comes from the entertainment value of these *new* *improved* *triple the protection" products.A lot of the time, these new products lead me to disbelief. One great example is the tampon commercial a few years ago. A boy

Because I have learned to bite my tongue in certain situations....
...I'll share the story here.I'm taking an Eng Comp class online. I'm not enjoying anything about this class. It's the thorn in my side. And while I thought that Gov't and Algebra would be my downfalls, it turns out, it might be this class. I have As in all classes going into week five. English Comp is my lowest grade right now.The first part of the assignment this week was to post thoughts on

Let's Add Glossolalia to the Readin', 'Rriting, and 'Rithmetic
Over-freakin'-whelmed. Not just overwhelmed, but over-freakin'-whelmed. I wouldn't be surprised if I start speaking in tongues any minute now. Let me dazzle you with some Glossolalia. Or let me "Bedazzle" you, as suggested by a friend.This is day four of this back to school adventure that I'm fondly referring to as, "She always said it would happen, but finally, she's lost her mind." The rest of

Introduction to Back to School...or Just Listen to Me Cry
I can't believe it's been nearly two months since I last popped in here to rant, rave, lament, or enlighten. Okay, so that last one might be a stretch. But, time flies when you're in the midst of losing your mind due to summer vacation.As I've said for years, the summer went by way too fast...but, there were some really, really long days. This school year finds me the parent of a high school