Hello, Criminals!
According to a study released by CQ Press, Orlando rates #17 in a list of crime rate rankings (Camden, NJ is #1). What I find interesting about this study is: We didn't rank a higher crime rate in the nation We had the highest crime rate of any city in Florida. So, in a way, WE'RE #1! The next worst area in Florida is Miami Gardens (#35), Miami Beach (#42) and Miami (#45). We're more fucked than Miami, folks. That's quite an achievement. I'd like to say that we couldn't have possibly done it without America's first law enforcement pow

Bright House Really Does Suck
I'm sitting here trying to watch a show on Bright House Cable. High Def, my ass. It's so garbled that I can't really make out anything. The screen keeps getting pixelated, the audio is full of random noise or soundless moments. The show is probably funny, but how the fuck would I know? I suspect that this is due to the way Bright House compressed the digital signal and tries to shove ten pounds of electronic shit into a five pound sack. It doesn't matter what channel I choose. The problem exists on all of them, so I can't blame any particular network. No, this is Bright House's ability to suck on on its own. Do you live in a Bright House? Yeah, neither do I. More

Morgan's Burger Bistro
Everyone raves about Morgan's Burger Bistro in Downtown Sanford. No doubt, the place makes a good burger. They bill it as the best in town. Considering the town is Sanford, though, that's not an extraordinary claim. Morgan's is a very small restaurant with roughly half a dozen tables and (apparently) no air conditioning. The tables & chairs are very basic. You don't go to Morgan's for comfort. You go there for the burgers, which are very good. Are they the best in town? For me, so far I'd have to say yes. Are they the best burgers I've ever had? No, but pretty close. Mogran's provides a burger reminiscent of your own backyard grill flavor, but with the exception

Its Colder Than I Expected Today
Brrrr.

Biketoberfest '09
I was supposed to head over to Daytona for Biketoberfest on Friday night with a friend, but he had to cancel. As much as I would've preferred to spend time with my friend, I was actually a bit relieved. I ended up coming home from a business trip at about 2:00 am on Friday and was still moving slowly that day. As a result, I caught some great weather by going on Saturday afternoon. It seemed like a perfect day for a ride going the back way on 415. After turning off 46 onto 415, I had the luck of the draw to wind up behind a semi hauling a load slowly down the road. At first, I figured it wasn't so bad. I had no particular time to be there and a lazy ride up a back road coul