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Outside My Brain · 3Y ago

Google Credited with Predicting and Averting Horrific Traffic Accident

Sunday, March 8, 2009 Staff Writer, Bradley Bowden McKinney, TX – A very serious accident was prevented today on 75 Northbound in McKinney, Texas. Authorities are crediting Google with yet another display of their incredible talent. According to Google officials, their program Wisdom Attained Thro

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Outside My Brain · 3Y ago

Funniest Tweets I’ve Seen On Twitter – 2nd Edition

Funniest Tweets – 2nd Edition Funny Tweets make me laugh… and since laughter is the best medicine, I wanted to share with you some of the funniest Tweets I’ve seen on Twitter. This is my 2nd edition. If you haven’t seen the first edition, you can do so by clicking Funniest Tweets I’ve Seen On [...

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Outside My Brain · 3Y ago

You know the economy is bad when…

This is so funny… my wife Alison “Truthoughts” has a friend from Jr.High/Highschool, on Facebook, that has a great sense of humor. He posted this hilarious pic on his Facebook account. You can find Bryan Turner on Facebook by clicking his name.

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Outside My Brain · 3Y ago

10 Signs You’ve Become a Twitter Whore!

While building up my favorite Tweets list for the next installment of “The Funniest Tweets I’ve Seen on Twitter“, it just hit me that there are certain activities that are taking place on Twitter in the biggest “follower grab” in the history of the internet. Reminiscent of the Oklamhoma land grab o

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Outside My Brain · 3Y ago

Cell Phone Secrets Revealed…er, um Buried!

Now you really can take your secrets to the grave! According the this article, Bury Me With My Cell Phone it is a growing trend to be buried with your cell phone (also known to many as an iPhone) or other electronic gadget. “It seems that everyone under 40 who dies takes their cell phone with them,”

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Outside My Brain · 3Y ago

The Funniest Tweets I’ve Seen on Twitter – So far!

As some of you know, I recently started spending a lot more time on Twitter. Twitter has really transformed itself over the past 2-3 months. If you haven’t been on Twitter in a while, you should check it out. HINT: If you want more followers – FOLLOW MORE PEOPLE! More on that here: It’s Not [...]

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Outside My Brain · 3Y ago

It’s Not Your Daughter’s Twitter Anymore!

BE SURE TO WATCH THE HILARIOUS “LISA NOVA” VIDEO (below) Somethings happening in Twitterville, I just have to say. The Tweeters in Twitterville are Tweeting away, but the Tweeters who Tweet that are Tweeting today, Tweet a much different Tweet than back in the day! A new brand of Tweeter is Tweeting

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Outside My Brain · 3Y ago

Barack Osama? – Ooops! Was it an honest mistake?

According to CNN’s Political Ticker Blog, this Rensselaer County (near Albany, NY) ballot was accidentally printed with Barack Obama’s name mispelled. Hmmm… What do you think? Was it an honest mistake? Was it a freudian slip? Depending on your view of things, this could be filed under extremely f

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Outside My Brain · 3Y ago

Funny Pic: Speed Monks (SFW)

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Outside My Brain · 3Y ago

Paper Beats Rock…Or… Does It?

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s absolutely no way, paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why, the heck, can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper

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