Only If You’re Buying The Good Stuff
Bicyclist to another: I don’t even taste alcohol anymore. Is that bad? Minneapolis, Midtown Greenway Overheard by Amy.

WE ARE LETTING THEM INTO COFFEE SHOPS NOW?
Teenage boy to friend: Did I tell you the story where I saw gay guys in the Caribou? Friend: No. Teenage boy: Yeah, this guy comes up and orders coffee, and he turns around and says, “You want anything honey?” and this other guy is, like, “No.” Then he puts down a few dollars and then a twenty but he puts it back and puts down more singles. Yeah, and when they left he had his arm around the guy or something. It was really weird. Mall of America Overheard by cool story sheltered teen.

No More Grey’s Anatomy For You
Chatty co-worker a few cubicles down: I seriously would’ve been, like, seriously? Seriously! Minneapolis, at the office Overheard by SRSLY.

I’m Stealing This
Old guy at the ATM, to no one in particular: I’m so horny the crack of dawn is nervous. Shoreview, Meisters Bar & Grill Overheard by Hoping to not be there at the crack of dawn.

Every Woman’s Dream
Woman in her 20’s to friend: This is where I lost my virginity! Roseville, AMC Rosedale 14 Overheard by Lucky you…