Only If You Want Gym Socks Next Year
Lady at Target: Oooo! Dollar movies! That’s what you get for your mother-in-law! Vadnais Heights, Target, Dollar Spot Overheard by The Girl Buying Her Niece’s Christmas Gifts at the Dollar Spot.

Do You Want To Practice In The Car?
Mayor Rybak to a staffer, as they leave one event to go to another: Is it time for me to get yelled at about taxes? Minneapolis, Ivy Hotel Overheard by concerned voter.

Mine Works Great!
Girl #1: I’m getting really bored of sex. It’s just the same old thing. Girl #2: We really gotta find you a Brazilian chick. Mankato, 5th street Overheard by jogger.

Just Until They’re Full
College girl: Is that guy EATING someone? Other college kids: He’s a zombie. College girl: Do zombies EAT people?! Roseville AMC, Zombieland Overheard by her level of ignorance is almost impressive.

Then You Should Go With Mittens
Dude looking at fingerless glove/mittens to dude next to him: None of that mitten stuff. If I’m going to do it, I’m going to go balls-to-the-wall and go fingerless. Mall of America Ragstock Overheard by balls to the wall?