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Day to day goings on of a frazzled Mother of 3 who says it like it is. Read about my daily dodgy parenting of a mouthy 5yr old girl (gets it from her Mother) who is under the misguided notion she is in fact 25 (just like her Mother); and 2yr old twins - the boy who is decidedly girly and in love with handbags, and the girl who is decidedly boyish and the resident ninja tyrant - both obsessed with eating, especially snot, sand and cat biscuits.

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Parental Parody

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Parental Parody · 2d ago

FFS?! Friday

This week's ranty whine is dedicated to Mummy's Little Boy - Mstr3. He's so freaking lucky he is Mummy's Little Boy, because I would've given him away this week if it weren't for the gorgeous blue eyes and the one single dimple, and the 30 second cuddles before bed that totally wipe out the

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Parental Parody · 4d ago

Welcome to the 'hood, yo

The front unit in our set of 3 has been vacant since the gorgeous elderly original owner "moved upstairs" around 4 months ago. Her offspring quickly sold off their inheritance, swearing black and blue they vetted the purchaser - thinking of us at such a time, how kind. They sold the place to Ho

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Parental Parody · 6d ago

Blogging is sport = Hello Bali!

#1Hubby is considering playing football/cricket/golf/marbles again. I am completely supportive in the most unsupportive possible way. Why? We are going to waste a small fortune (at least enough to have funded an iPad for yours truly) on brand spanking new sporting equipment. Because his o

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Parental Parody · 1W ago

FFS!? Friday : The multi-whine edition

Linking up as usual to get my weekly whine on with my homey DearBabyG. This week, I have been provided with the shits by various and multiple things, none of which are serious or important enough to warrant their own post. But far be it from me to miss my chance to whine, so here goes... H

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Parental Parody · 1W ago

Open letter to Schools and Daycare Centres

Dear Carers, Great job on the nurturing and educating front. Seriously, kudos. I don’t know how you do it. I, for one, don't have the patience to last one whole day with just The Feral Threesome, let alone multiple consecutive days with masses of kids. I do know where you turn when

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Parental Parody · 1W ago

Child-free Mother's Day

So Mother’s…was your Mother’s Day all that it could be? Did you get your ideal giftage? Did you spend the day the way you really truly wanted to? And I don’t mean cleaning up after your breakfast in bed, slaving over an impressive feast for extended family, or oohing and aahing over fairy

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Parental Parody · 2W ago

FFS!? Friday: The karmic edition

Linking up with DearBabyG for my weekly whine. On Monday I made an awesome curry. Popped it in the slow cooker, patted myself on the back (it was more of a back scratch, but it still counts) because I had dinner done and dusted by 1pm. I then realised there was zero vege content beyond

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Parental Parody · 2W ago

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Please accept my humble apologies for the lack of blog post today. You see, I won lotto last night. Crap loads of lotto. Therefore, today I am busy doing the following: - Ordering the most expensive, flashy vehicle I can get my hands on within a week - Funeralising Not a Mini Van -

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Parental Parody · 2W ago

#1Hubby's annual 31st Birthday

Today is #1Hubby’s birthday. He is 5 ½ years older than me, so today marks that blissful 6 month period between his birthday and mine, where I get to tell people he is 6 years older than me - thereby making me a youthful trophy wife (kind of like the 'Encouragement Award' trophy, but still, a tr

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Parental Parody · 3W ago

FFS!? Friday : The packing edition

Today we bid farewell to our tropical oasis, since nobody was quick to respond to my request for sponsorship to move in to the resort permanently, FFS. As per usual, I have wasted precious hours packing everything for everyone, FFS. #1Hubby’s contribution was to ask if I’d remembered to pack

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