Hermione Granger is further away than ever and the guy from Abba is a weirdo

Going into Work Drunk
Today was the first time I went to work drunk. I was still drunk from the night before so it's not like I'm being irresponsible.I fucked up my first few calls and the customers gave off about me being shit. I hung up on them even though you're supposed to give them a warning.My call handling time is not as good as it should so I hung up on a few folk. One of them I said "smell your ring, yeow!"I don't know why though, I went to the toilet and boked my ring up. I heard some grunting noises coming from the disabled toilet and I was sure it was humping and pumping going on in there. I guess that's the sex meet up point. Gonna keep my eyes peeled and hope to

How to Get on the Internet at Work!
I can post at work now because Book Boy showed me a way of getting on blogger. See on Internet Explorer everything like this is blocked but if you use Firefox nothing is blocked. The tech dudes are a bit pish like this. Anyway Firefox is hidden away in some folder so the bosses just don't seem aware it's there. He said to keep it to myself because only a few of us know about it and if the boss finds out shit will fly.Speaking of the boss, there's a lot of them about and I don't want to dump them all on you at once so I'll talk about my team leader London Girl. London Girl is from London and always bangs on about it, how it's bigger than Belfast and how Belfast closes down at nig

Go Visit Panicdots.com
I have to haul my arse in to work tomorrow morning so I'm off to kip but for those of you staying up late tonight get over to panicdots.com. It's been revamped and it's cool as ice cream in an igloo! (ICE COLD - as Andre3000 likes to say).www.panicdots.com

Lemon Bonbons and the Secret of New Moon Cinema
I was in work huffing and stuffing my face with lemon bonbons when Little My asked if she could have one because she thought they tasted so nice."Ha! No!" I said shoving four into my mouth at once."Why are you being nasty?" she said."I didn't start it," I said."Tuesday Kid, are you annoyed that you didn't get to go and see New Moon with us?""No way," I spat, but a tear rolled down my cheek and gave the game away."It is that. We'd have invited you but it was a spur of the moment thing, we were all at the pub after work, and you'd hurried home to see your dog, we all said it was a shame that no one had your number. We eve

New Moon Cinema Extravaganza
So in work today all the rest of the staff (my team anyway) were all talking about how they'd went to see New Moon on Friday. I was the only one who hadn't went. I hadn't been invited. Kissy Boy and Little My were talking all about how it was so romantic and all that. Little My took this to mean she's in with a chance but I have my doubts. Book Boy was saying that I hadn't missed much, he just went to hang out with everyone.Me too! That's why I'd have went. I haven't even seen Twilight. I was so annoyed I just sat and my desk and kept my mouth shut. I was still raging when I bumped into Hot Baby Roy in the continental market. Both of us were there on the rob (stealing always che