Apparently I'm Getting Old.

Hi, I'm There Now.
I have hit my quota. I think I'm done. I really don't think I can do anymore. I have been in school since 1990. That's right kids. I took a quick 9 month break there in 2007 but seriously, I have been a full-time student since 19 freaking 90. Now, for all those playing along that's almost 20 years of schooling i.e. reading, writing, and bullshitting to my heart's content! I think I'm done being the "student" I'd really like, and I think enjoy, being the bossy teacher now. I'm saying this now and I'm sure come April I'll regret it but, I'd really like to grade your lame-ass papers rather than write the lame-ass papers. Do educators today not know how FREAKING ret

I hav friends.
Based on a 2 am text I am to point out that AFTER I wrote the blog about having to get movers I decided not to. I didn't have the money and my Dad was able to help me. So, my Dad came up moved all my big stuff, which was a miracle itself, since he's 59. Then, on Saturday I woke up my 2 guy friends at 11:30 and they helped my Dad move 2 couches, so thanks for that! And for the food and the dolly.

I am 25 Going on 14
If you're my facebook friend you know this. If not, you bet your balls I'm going to New Moon at midnight tonight. Go ahead scoff, sneer, laugh I don't care. You wish you had the intellect to read and understand the highly intricate plot lines of Twilight...yeah ok maybe not that "intellectually stimulating". Seeing as I read the 3rd book (some 400+ pages) in 4 hours doesn't say much for the literary genius of the books. But they are crack. Serious vampire crack. I'm not into "vampires" I didn't go all crazy for more vampire stuff after Twilight. I just simply freaking love this shit. It's serious book porn for me. I have a few girlfriends that

I Don't WANNA!
This whole "grown-up" thing is for the dogs! The dogs I tell you! Is that the right saying? It's for "the dogs" right? Oh well. I'm too lazy to be googling that. Anyway, I don't like adult things. Don't get me wrong, I like most "adult" things but not the crappy adult things I've been having to do all week.Number one, I hate talking to people. We all know this. I seriously HATE calling people. I hate confrontation and I hate when you mess something up and I have to be a dick and tell you. I should be already moved into my new apartment but since the carpet looked like the "after" picture of a CSI show I had to call and force them to re-carpet it. So, done with that.

Welcome to the angriest blog ever.
So, unfortunately people now read my blog. So, I can't really vent like I used to be able to via this blog. In some ways that's good because now my brother Ted/Sandwiches doesn't have to hear me bitch and then be the only one to read about it. But now, I can't even bitch to the Internet because the people I most want to bitch about read my blog. Or, his friends do, or people in Cleveland who are "Facebook mutual friends with him" read my blog. So, I will say in short, fuuuuuuuuuuck you. Everyone who knows me, including all of University of Phoenix, knows who e