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There was a lot of talk about Sidney Crosby vs John Tavares. Tavares now has 1 NHL game under his belt, Crosby has 4 seasons, 400pts, an Art Ross, a Hart, a Lester B. Pearson, and most importantly, a Stanley Cup under his. Apples and Oranges if you ask us. Quick recap of the

The Penguins opened the season with a win against the Rangers. The new faces on the Pens looked solid. Rupp looked ok, albeit not that noticeable. McKee blocked some shots. Goligoski has it together. Haiku Recap, along with game pics/photoshops after the jump. We don't typically do

Skoula is always going to be remembered for that. Seriously, who could forget that? But stupid shit happens, and for a guy with over 700 NHL games to his name, that kind of stuff only happens once. So if you thought for a second that this was what he’s going to bring to the Penguins…get

Didn’t get to see the game against the Blue Jackets. 5-4 Pens.  Oh well. Then on Friday, The Pens played Toronto: 4-3 Loss Last night: Montreal: 4-3 Loss And then, The Leafs again. Of course watching these games (for us) requires a feed. Great. Thank You FSN. And of course

We don’t break news, but good for Petr. $1.6m for 1-year. The Penguins had $1.8m in cap space. It just wasn’t in the cards. Also…the Pens cut 10 players. Forwards: Aaron Boogaard Nicholas Petersen Casey Pierro-Zabotel Kevin Veilleux Defense: Lane Caffaro Alex Grant Brian Strait Goal: J

With all the excitement around National Day in Gibraltar, most people probably forgot that today Jordan Staal turns 21. Today, we’re going to look at some of Jordan Staal’s accomplishments in the NHL. Did you know we’re on Twitter? (Did you care?)By the way, no jump today.When you get to the en

Remember those commercials? ”The Cup changes everything” Yeah. This was the best summer in the burgh since ‘92. I don’t even remember 1992. Quick thoughts on the Pens: Jay McKee For Gill, that would defy physics. Scuds just wasn’t the type. If McKee stays healthy, will the Penguins ha

You knew the Pens could do it. Pensomniac Milestone: 1000+ page views. Of course most of them are people searching “masturbation” on Google Image Search and mistakenly ending up here. If only that was a joke. Oh Sitetracker, you devil. Should they be embarrassed or should I?

Mr. Collier, do you think I could be like you when I grow up? We’ve never met, but you’ve already taught me so much. In honor of your unwavering dedication to sports journalism, I’ve compiled what I feel to be your greatest hits of the 2008-09 Penguins’ hockey season. October 4, 2008 You want