An Important Question
Yesterday, my husband called from San Francisco with an interesting question. Him: Hey honey…this may sound weird but is it possible that Max and Clyde aren’t male? Me: Huh? Him: Well, I was just home and around those two cats all week. I came back to Dick and the thing is…he’s got, um, a penis. Me: Don’t Max and Clyde have penises? Him: I don’t think so, honey. They have more of a traffic light…like a girl. M

Today…
…I am speaking to a group of teens about blogging. Me! I hope I have enough to say and do not scar them with my tales. Also, I really hope they ask questions. Really, really. Wish me luck. …Is the beginning of a 5 day vacation (staycation) from my everyone who lives in this house. Almost. One daughter is at camp and the other left last night to join her father in San Francisco. The “almost” refers to my 18 year old nephew that is currently staying with us whom I love dearly but is seriously putting a cramp in my usual staycation non-wardrobe. (see last year

Why I Only Have A Few Close Friends
Hey, Sorry I was so bitchy/snarky/catty last night. Apparently I am pmsing in new ways! Just for the record (now that I am sober and have had my midol): 1. You are not the least bit redneck-y. 2. Your spin friend is very sweet. I was just trying to be funny. 3. I was an idiot for saying ____________. (insert anything else offensive I said or did that I don’t recall at the moment). 4. You are a gem of a friend for putting up with me sometimes. (other times, I’m awesome) *deep breath in and out* Now that that’s behind us, I hope we are still hiking on Thursday! xo Kimberly Post

Thanks for the Music
There’s not a single Michael Jackson song that doesn’t bring back memories from my younger days. His music is forever embedded into my life. No matter what you may think about him as a person and the way he lived his life, his music and his talents were magical. I am grateful to him for sharing his gift with the world. With me. Michael, I will miss you. Rest in Peace. Post from:

Feeling Crabby?
We went for crabs last night and they were the best I have had in years. I was like a kid in a candy store with my Old Bay, vinegar, butter & beer. It was some serious delish.