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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 1W ago

The Ramones Would Hate This

I woke up one morning in one of those mid-dream states and a bizarre version of the Ramones’ “I Wanna Be Sedated” was rolling around in my head as a leftover. Slowed down, acoustic guitar, b...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 2M ago

An American Sicko In London

My girlfriend and I took a trip to London recently. Fantastic city and you’ll be hearing about it more in my shows this year.  Because I can’t take a vacation without getting 5 new minutes o...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 3M ago

Celebrities Everywhere! – The “I Wanna Rock” Lyric Video!

You won’t believe the celebrities I’ve got in my new video!  Seriously, you won’t believe it. While I’m working on a full-fledged video for “I Wanna Rock (Socially Responsibly)”, I put toget...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 4M ago

I Wanna Rock! (Socially Responsibly) – The most politically correct rock song ever.

In case you’ve never looked at me, I have a background in hard rock and metal music.  LOVE the stuff. But some of it hasn’t held up well over the years.  Some of the lyrics are downright una...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 5M ago

My message of peace for today.

… Continue reading → The post My message of peace for today. appeared first on Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction. Related posts: Phil’s Fast 15 – Ep 3 – 6/18/12 Things You Can Do To He...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 5M ago

Learn Guitar with Phil!

If you’ve been hanging around and following my various music and comedy projects over the years, you might also know that I’ve been a music teacher for a long time. Over the last few years, ...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 7M ago

In Defense of Learning

I was driving an unfamiliar freeway yesterday and took an exit to get some gas.  As I was sitting at the stop light at the top of the exit, a pickup truck pulled up next to me and the driver...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 10M ago

The hair has many uses….

A pic from last night’s show at the San Jose Improv with Reylina and Hana.  The hair has many uses…. I liked the opener, so obviously we had to play with his hair @philjohnsoncomedy #bioting...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 10M ago

Why Jack Drimmer of Auburn Racquet and Fitness Club is Wrong

Geez, do I hate dealing with the drama of people who don’t understand things.  So I’m going to respond fully to this here and be done with it. I recently did a corporate gig for Jack Drimmer...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 11M ago

My People Do Good Art Things!

About a month ago I posted the story of a jackass who doesn’t understand what goes into the business of being an artist.  Knowing that many of the good folks that follow my work are also gre...