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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 1M ago

Fall Down Go Boom?

I’ve never been the most graceful person to stand on a stage, but this was a new one even for me. I was playing at Loonees Comedy Corner in Colorado Springs last weekend.  And it wouldn’t be...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 2M ago

Punched in the face by Thai food

One of the side effects of being with a Singaporean girl is having to get used to spicy food.  Before her it’s wasn’t my strong suit.  I’m a firm “Mild” at Taco Bell. But I’ve gotten used to...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 4M ago

The Ramones Would Hate This

I woke up one morning in one of those mid-dream states and a bizarre version of the Ramones’ “I Wanna Be Sedated” was rolling around in my head as a leftover. Slowed down, acoustic guitar, b...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 6M ago

An American Sicko In London

My girlfriend and I took a trip to London recently. Fantastic city and you’ll be hearing about it more in my shows this year.  Because I can’t take a vacation without getting 5 new minutes o...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 7M ago

Celebrities Everywhere! – The “I Wanna Rock” Lyric Video!

You won’t believe the celebrities I’ve got in my new video!  Seriously, you won’t believe it. While I’m working on a full-fledged video for “I Wanna Rock (Socially Responsibly)”, I put toget...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 8M ago

I Wanna Rock! (Socially Responsibly) – The most politically correct rock song ever.

In case you’ve never looked at me, I have a background in hard rock and metal music.  LOVE the stuff. But some of it hasn’t held up well over the years.  Some of the lyrics are downright una...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 9M ago

My message of peace for today.

… Continue reading → The post My message of peace for today. appeared first on Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction. Related posts: Phil’s Fast 15 – Ep 3 – 6/18/12 Things You Can Do To He...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 9M ago

Learn Guitar with Phil!

If you’ve been hanging around and following my various music and comedy projects over the years, you might also know that I’ve been a music teacher for a long time. Over the last few years, ...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 11M ago

In Defense of Learning

I was driving an unfamiliar freeway yesterday and took an exit to get some gas.  As I was sitting at the stop light at the top of the exit, a pickup truck pulled up next to me and the driver...
Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 1Y ago

The hair has many uses….

A pic from last night’s show at the San Jose Improv with Reylina and Hana.  The hair has many uses…. I liked the opener, so obviously we had to play with his hair @philjohnsoncomedy #bioting...