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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 2h ago

Punching The Clown

I finally had a chance to watch Henry Phillips’ film “Punching The Clown” yesterday and I highly recommend it.  In the film Henry plays himself moving to Los Angeles after years of battling it out on the road for small collections of drunks at various off-the-beaten path venues.  LA then smacks him
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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 3d ago

My First DVD Is Now Name Your Own Price

As promised in my recent survey results, I’m going to be switching over to a NYOP price model for downloading my comedy and music from my website.  And yep, that includes free if you want to be cheap like that.  Having as many people as possible seeing and hearing my work is the important thing.  [.
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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 1W ago

What Can Every Artist Learn From Bono’s Facebook Billions?

With today’s much-hyped IPO of Facebook, U2′s Bono stands to make a couple billion dollars through his investment company Elevation.  That will be more money than he’s made with U2 in the last 30 years and, depending on his personal cut, could make him the world’s richest musician. Paul McCartney ha
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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 1W ago

Can We Reserve The Word ‘Retarded’ For Politicians?

I was reading recently about a mentally challenged child.  He’s only two year old but already exhibiting aggressiveness issues of control and greed. And I really feel sorry for the kid because he’s going to grow up to be a politician. I’ve been reading candidate statements for the upcoming primary e
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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 2W ago

Drunken Yoga Instructors

I thought today I’d continue my series of “Boobs I Haven’t Seen” after my recent post about the lady who only wanted me to lie about showing me her boobs. Years ago, I used to play the Borders Books circuit.  They used to have indie artists perform in their cafes.  It was a nice gesture towards [...
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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 2W ago

My Thoughts On Pinterest

I finally had a chance to dive into Pinterest yesterday.  My profile is at http://www.pinterest.com/philcomedy/ if you’d like to come and check it out. I’ve never claimed to be an early adopter with this stuff.  Apparently I had to wait until Pinterest became the 3rd most trafficked social media sit
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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 3W ago

The Currency Of Breasts

This happened at one of my shows recently.  A lady comes to my merchandise table outside the showroom while the other comic is on stage.  She hands me a $10 bill and said she wants a CD.  Then she tells me that her husband doesn’t want her to spend the money.  So if he asks [...]
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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 3W ago

Results Of My Music Distribution Survey

I recently released a survey to mailing list to get some feedback on possible models for future distribution of my music and comedy.  Quite a few other artists were interested in seeing the results as well, so I thought I’d post them here. Now, I would not hold this up to any sort of strict scientif
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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 1M ago

15 Cheap Travel Tips From A Comedian

As a comedian, I spend a lot of time traveling, particularly by car.  I often tell people they pay us to drive and we do comedy for free.  Since I’m in the middle of a tour right now and thinking about all this stuff, I thought I’d impart a little wisdom on how to travel [...]
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Phil Johnson of Roadside Attraction · 1M ago

Does Electronic Dance Music Suck?

There’s been plenty of news coming out of Coachella over the weekend.  And if the outrageous success of acts like The Swedish House Mafia or the appearance by a long-dead Tupac Shakur is any sign, our business of show is in for more groundbreaking changes. Strangely, the hologram stuff is exciting t
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