Suck Bite Blow
It's the home stretch of NaNoWriMo, and I'm a few thousand words behind. But I'm gonna write like a mofo and get it done.I am happy to announce the title for this year's novel. It is called "This Novel Sucks." It is another unremarkable novel about vampires.While staring off into space instead of writing, I also came up with ideas to craft into novels for the next two Novembers.Next year I shall unleash "This Novel Bites," which is another unremarkable novel about werewolves.The year after that, I shall write "This Novel Blows," another unremarkable novel about wind creatures.

Matthew Good and Mother Mother Live at Centennial Hall, London Ontario
Yesterday, I had the good fortune of winning free tickets to the Matt Good show, courtesy of @London_events on Twitter. After walking to the London Free Press Building to pick them up, then to near Masonville after that, I was exhausted and kinda worried about falling asleep. But the music was so damn good that I couldn't.I've been a huge fan of the opening act,

Ga Ga Ooh La La
This may come as a surprise, but I am capable of being wrong.When I listed the best and worst albums of 2008, I chose Lady GaGa's The Fame as the worst of the year, deriding its extreme shallowness.But in the last year, Lady GaGa has become something so much more than her shallow dance music. In her live performances and videos, she's used fashion, dance, and confusion over whether or not she has a cock, to tap into that most powerful of human emotions, WTF.So I was wrong. I've come to love he

Search Terms Used to Find Phronk.com, Volume 7
I'm still writing that novel (almost 30 000 words, motherfuckers!), so I don't have time for a real blog post. Here are ways that people have found Phronk.com recently:- conservative cake- bob ross joy of painting book 23-

Never Forgive, Never Forget
This is another post I'm being paid to write. You know what that means: PASS. On to the next blog. It's Sunday anyway, so why are you reading this? Go call your mom or something.Today's lovely sponsor is Warranty Elephant. When I first saw the name, I was all like "OMFG, like, what do elephants have to do with warranties? Is this just an a