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Anthony Sowell: Civil Rights Leader
Earlier this week, we were all horrified when we heard the news that the bodies of at least 10 women were found at the home of Anthony Sowell, a 50 year old African American man from Cleveland, Ohio.  But I feel we’re dwelling too much on the dark side of this case, when in fact there is a silver lining: the Anthony Sowell case respresents a stunning advance in Civil Rights on par with the election of President Barack Obama. Don’t believe me, well consider the totally scientific evidence:   1.  In earlier times, African American men could never aspire to the heights of serial killerdom.  Go ahead, name three African American serial killers.  Can̵

A Headfirst Dive Into Erotic Fan Fiction
Over the years I have tried to write erotic poetry and even an erotic short story. Sadly neither was accepted for publication and I haven’t been able to pen my novel with Fabio airbrushed on the cover. Rejected, dejected, and depressed I swallowed up the failure and went on with my life. However I can’t repress my desire to titillate and tantalite (wait I think that is a mineral) the world. Knowing that my erotic poetry and short story telling career is over I had to sink to the lowest

Wait did something happen with a balloon and a boy?
Yeah I know this all happened two weeks ago and I didn’t jump on it when it happened. I have an excuse I was in Vegas and then I was too lazy to write about it so bite me. I have to say I completely love the entire Balloon Boy thing and I hope his dad doesn’t go to jail. There aren’t enough hoaxes pulled off anymore. Saying that whatever celebrity, one that is probably either slightly washed up or unheard from for a while, is dead doesn’t constitute a hoax. However faking your son’s disappearance coupled with an exciting balloon chase totally kicks ass.

Jon and Kate plus hate-orade.
(There was one post that I totally missed from when I went on vacation. Here is a guest post about everyone’s favorite couple…) I’m sure I don’t have to convince you to hate these people, they have the charm of airport security personnel but without the community college education. Asian babies are built in the same way that Chinese food is made: with MSG. They come out of their factories inhumanly adorable. But these kids are special. These eight mixed-race babies have the colonial promise of their caucasian heritage (O, Kate, you noble mare!) and the dopey cuteness of their half-asian father. And that’s it. Get Parry Gripp to write a

So it has come to this Boy Scouts?
I have a pretty bad weakness when kids try and sell me shit that I don’t want. Not because I love children (in either type of way you are thinking) but because I remember how shitty it was to go door to door peddling shit that NOBODY wanted to support be it a sports league, school activity, or cub scouts. Even though I was young I was acutely aware that the 90 year old lady that lived down the street whom couldn’t leave her house didn’t need $25 in McDonald’s sundaes gift certificates. My personal policy has been to just buy the cheapest thing possible and get the hell out of their way. They feel happy because they pushed some crappy stuff on me and I feel okay because I b