Reign Spider

Dark Spirals in Her Cream of Wheat

That Vacant Lot In My Eyes

Reign Spider
Lurking. Waiting.In control.Ready to kill, devour, consume...at the most opportune moment...No no no...I'm not talking about Lana from Three's Company...

Dark Spirals in Her Cream of Wheat
As much as it inflicts deep, tangible pain into the core of my soul to admit it, I once uttered the words, "The Beatles suck; Journey rules."Now look. Understand that I was 11 years old. And, without question, I didn't know shit.I was feeling competitive with my older brother's musical opinions, and my words were purely intended to piss him off. (It backfired - if you hadn't already noticed...)So, within the context of the situation, I hope you'll agree - it doesn't matter: I still don't deserve to be forgiven. I've accepted that. But from that point forward, I forged a path of musical knowledge and understanding that ultimately has made that 30 year old

That Vacant Lot In My Eyes
I have the most evil neighbors on the planet living behind me.OK, OK...true (thankfully), I don't live next to the Dugard clan or anything; I'm defining "evil" here as annoying, spiteful, cluelessly venomous...and let's be honest: assholish.The day we moved in ten years ago, I saw the husband over the fence and said hi. He ignored me. I tried a little small talk, m

Mrs. C Wouldn't Last a Day Here
As a child of the 70's and 80's, the way I process events today still tends to get filtered through three different but intricately intertwined philosophies:Bad TV sitcoms (my childhood even jumped the shark in 1985)Bad popular music (I admit it: I had a couple of Huey Lewis albums. I live with that knowledge every day of my

Mr. Excitement Eats Too Much Chipotle
Inappropriate behavior ahead...My freshman year in college, I met this guy on my dorm floor who was intensely into the Beatles. At that age and at a time when you’re living away from home for the first time and trying to meet new people, I was receptive to meeting this guy because I too had a love for the Beat