Turn Me On

New Book
Despite the spectacular failure of my last book, Freedom is Slavery, I'm ready to try again. I've collected everything I've written since then, had it all proofread, and am just about ready to collect it into another volume of pornography (not erotica). Now my two biggest challenges are finding cover art and a title for this slim, dirty book. I'm open to suggestions and/or royalty-free pictures. I may be working with the lovely Ms. Elle again for the cover but she's been pretty darned busy. In the meantime, I'm going to keep working on a title (suggestions welcome!) and layout. Wish me luck!

My Greatest Defeat
I don't know why but this has been on my mind quite a bit lately; my greatest defeat. I used to vacation once a year in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. It was a guy's weekend where my closest pal and I, usually accompanied by at least one or two other dudes, would go for a few days of beer drinking, campfires, music, laser tag, and other assorted shenanigans. We had a few staple destinations on these trips such as the local five & dime where time seemed to stop in 1988. It was a great place to buy A-Team paraphernalia and other weird crap. We would almost always go to "Devil's Slide" too. Devil's Slide is a former logging zone where the loggers would let logs slid

Tekken Catfight

Gasmask Girl