The Giraffe Test
How do you put a Giraffe in the refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down. . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . .~ The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?..............Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the

Health Care for all of us...
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You asked for it -- CHANGE!

Things you must believe to be a Democrat
From a FreeRepublic thread...• That a religious fanatic who screams that his god is greater than yours and proceeds to shoot 40 unarmed soldiers is not a terrorist, but that your granny, who went to a town hall meeting to protest Medicare cuts, is.• That it is OK to force taxpayers to pay for your teenage daughter’s abortion, but it’s not OK to pay people to teach her that she shouldn’t have sex in the first place.• That a God who taught His followers to tell everyone about Him but to walk away from those who will not listen is hateful and bigoted, but a god who teaches his followers to convert by force and to kill everyone who doesn’t belie

Florida court sets Atheist Holy Day
From my email,In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur