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For your reading pleasure....A Classic Rant
I've decided that since CSIL has been causing drama around here lately, I would dust off an old rant I wrote before the existence of this blog... Its from April 2008 I was very angry the day I wrote this. It's long.... but funny.BTW, all curse words are in play. I'm to lazy to change a damn thingApril 2008 Let me preface this rant by saying this. She is a drama queen. She is the queen of the drama queens. Drama Queens aspire to be this good. And today she stunk like a rum bottle. For the rest of this rant she will be called Crazy Ass

What I have learned..... and other shit
I am sorry for going so long between posts... It just has not been in the cards for me...What I have learned: Even though i wear my contacts 355 days a year, (I know! Bad bad... but I am practically blind and life is much easier this way.) Sleeping in contacts while being attacked by a wicked sinus cold is a BAD thing. So bad that I scratched my right eye and irritated the shit out of my left eye. I haven't worn glasses in FOREVER and when I pulled them out... I vowed to live with wearing 1 contact and just suffering. Anything to keep from looking like Harry Potter's sister. Srsly. As I write th

Penn DOT and Asshole Drivers
Penn DOT seems to be on a mission to piss me off. It's working. Now that I work for New Employer, I have to travel up 279 and 79. Two recent Friday afternoons we got stuck in traffic for miles going home. Why? I'll tell you why. Cause even though it was POURING rain both Friday's....They decided to patch concrete. Starting at 5PM on a FRIDAY EVENING. 5!!! Hello!!! You got bright f&%$ing lights, cant you start... I don't know... AFTER rush hour? Like 7??? What makes it worse is that the only concrete on 279 is on bridges, but they have it down to 1 lane from the 79 (aka The Highway that will

Miss Unorganized n stuff...
Since starting my new job- I have just been a hawt mess when it comes to blogging. If it makes you feel any better... I have around 300 pictures that need organized into their folders and some uploaded to Julia's photo album.... And that is probably not happening tonight. But I am posting. So, I did half of what I wanted..... I kinda wish my laptop wasn't so big cause i would totally blog on my lunch at work since I have an hour. oh well...In the meantime, feel free to follow me on twitter cause I post there frequently. My Name is @rantpitsburgh. All spammers will be blocked. I promise.Chapter 2 Of BaltimoreMusic has

Stupid Hall of Fame:October
I love to showcase the fact the some people should never be allowed to drink on this blog. Its been a while since we had a SHoF Post... so enjoy:From my favorite site MSNBC:Cops: Drunk 21-year-old steals ambulanceLAWRENCE, Kan. - Police in the Kansas college town of Lawrence say theyhave arrested a 21-year-old man who stole an ambulance to get home after a nightof drinking.Apparently, there wasn