Blind Girl Game
“Hi, I’m an interpretive guide for the Truitt exhibit. What do you think of it so far?” I looked over and saw a short, cute girl with a seeing eye dog in tow. At least, I figured it was a seeing eye dog because one, it had the telltale handlebar thing strapped to it and two, it was a dog in a museum, where pets aren’t normally allowed. I scanned the nearly blank white canvas on the wall before answering her. “I’m struggling with it. If I had to turn this in as an assignment for art class I’d probably get an F.” I was at the Anne Truitt exhibit, in search of beauty amongst blocks and drawings of lines. For tho

Primal Fever
Stuff White People Like needs a new entry on its illustrious blog: Going Primal. Yes, the wave of the future is going back… all the way to the Paleolithic. Trendy white status whores have jumped on the Primal bandwagon, as evidence mounts that our pre-agricultural hunter-gatherer lifestyle was healthier for us. In a complete reversal of SWPL values, vegetarianism is out and meat-eating is in. Chuck Taylors are out and

The Easiest Way To Revive A Flagging Relationship
Beta backsliding is a fact of life. Even the hardest alphas will occasionally show flashes of humanity that rev their women’s shit testing engines. Most of these moments are brief and dismissible, but woe to the man who can’t recognize his embetafying ineptitude; he will slowly lose dominant control of his relationships until one day he’s so scared of his woman that he believes her when she says she’ll leave him if he goes through with a paternity test. When you become experienced with women your alert system for beta backsliding is so honed that you can tell within seconds of your woman pulling away from you which of your behaviors was the caus

Spot The Cockblock
Tough… tough… Hmm. I’m not usually challenged like this. After some serious reflection I’m going to go with the girl in the pink dress. Look at her oversized earrings and bright red lipstick. That’s a big clue she doesn’t like being ignored and will make it hard for you to hook up with her prettier friends. Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls

Happy Birthday Lady Raine!
Each year brings new wisdom and maturity. Everyone wish Lady Raine a very VERY happy birthday. She’s earned it! Posted in Biomechanics is God, The Id Monster