Thanksgiving Picks: No Yammy, No Yammy, No Yammy. STOP!!
It's Thanksgiving, kids, and I'm giving thanks, by giving you a gift. That gift? Well it's access to my brain, of course. And while it might not go well with gravy, and you can't eat it the next day between 2 pieces of bread, the delicious treat I'm passing along may very well be the best part of your sure to be busy Thursday...So enjoy, my friends. Both my picks and your Thanksgiving. I know you don't like your relatives, but pretend like you do for just one day, and I promise everything will be just fine. OK, maybe not. But between the football and the football, I'm sure you'll be able to distract yourself enough to still have a good time...Get you

NFL Week 11 Picks: Cry, Cry Again...
What is this, the week 11 picks?You bet your sweet ass it is. So let's save the pageantry and get right down to business...Week 11 PicksNew England Patriots (-10.5) vs New York JetsSo, it's been nearly a week. And despite the f

4th & 2, I'm Sick of You...
Patriot Nation, you've left me no choice...In a week that was supposed to feature my much hyped dissection of Red Sox vs Yankee fans, the non-stop talk about "4th and 2" has led me to once again call and an audible...You guys wanna know what I think (and I know you do by the massive messaging in

NFL Week 10 Picks: The Droid & The Sports Ted
Derek Jeter. Mariano Rivera. Andy Pettitte. Jorge Posada...Don't worry, I'm not launching into some pseudo-justified Yankee love-fest on ya. I'm just letting you know, in the clever way that I do, that I know I forgot to write my promised and much ballyhooed article comparing Yan

NFL Week 9 Picks: A Prelude to The Truman Show
The subconscious is a tough nut to crack, lemme tell ya...I mean, I'm sitting here, in the wake of the worst Trojan Horse style military ambush in memory, and for whatever reason I feel it's a good time to sit down and watch Capote, starring Philip Seymour Hoffman. I hear about senseles