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Uh. 17 inches. Holy Shit.

Animal Lust
Have you ever had that experience where you’re attracted to someone on a purely physical level? Inexplainable, even. Your logical part of your brain knows you would never have a relationship with this person but the underbelly of your lust shutters when they are near. The person comes up behind you and you suddenly can’t breath. Or you begin to shake. It’s nothing you control, it’s an automatic response. And it’s not your spouse. It’s a strange phenomenon, pheromones and chemicals. The interaction between two bodies of atoms colliding in a spark. Have you ever had that and tried to explain why you only see this person every

Greys Recap – Holidaze
Spoilers - Thanksgiving We open with the Chief and Meredith – and the Chief gives a load of bull about the drinking, yet offers to mentor Meredith. I’m not sure what I think about this – if he’s sincere about wanting to help her or just trying to cover his ass. Derek thinks there’s something fishy, but doesn’t know what the fishy is. Xtina blows off Owen for the cardio goddess. Who takes out a heart and puts the patient on machines. Of course the patient has no family so her “we’ve only had 4 dates” dude decides to stay. Meanwhile Owen and cardio goddess have all kinds of TEH AWKWARD due to her “oh hai I lur

How to make my husband fall in love with me
He’d been away on an overnight trip for work that involved some hella long hours and stress in a part of the state not particularly known for its culture nor class. As he was putting away groceries I noticed he was putting away some American Beer*. I gasped in shock. Me: Scout, you were away TOO LONG! What happened to you?! WHY did you buy American Beer? Scout: I didn’t, PM bought a sixer for him and JB to split. I looked in the fridge. There were five beers there. Me: So between two grown men, they drank one whole beer? Scout: Well, PM isn’t much of a beer drinker, he’s more of a bourbon man himself. Me: Well maybe

Motivation to be Environmentally Friendly
Top Ten Ways Reducing Trash Will Get Me More Sex 10. Less fast food = less trash = weight loss = sex 9. Less Starbucks = less trash = more money for lingerie (that I’ll look good in b/c of #10.) = sex 8. Less time shopping for things we don’t really need = less trash = more free time = sex 7. Cloth diapers = no rotting disposables sitting around the house = nice smelling house = makes candles work better for setting mood = sex 6. Fresh fruit = no trash = more energy = sex 5. Less trash = more freedom for Kaiser to play in the other