First Letter Frenzy (a Facebook survey)
Rules: Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real; nothing made up. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your own name for the boy/girl name question. Cheese 'n' Rice! Like readin' a freakin' legal contract.... 1. What is your name: Dan (Dan Dan Bo Ban Fee Fi Fo Fan Ohhhhhhhhh Dan) 2. A four Letter Word: Dick. (The boys NAME, people! sheesh) 3. A boy's Name: Dagwood. (And not just the cartoon guy--It's real.... [[ This is just a content summary. Visit the salty essentials link (top left of page) for full posts, other content and oh, so much more! Comments are welcome and appreciated.]]

Why Cigarettes Really Are Good For You
They help you get the girl.... They make you feel young again.... They help separate fact from fiction.... The more you smoke, the more nice things you have.... They heighten romance.... They complement jewelry.... They bring families together.... Women behave provocatively when you smoke in front of them.... They're good for skin color.... M.A.S.H. Doctors use them to strengthen morale.... Smoking is friendly.... They bring out your... [[ This is just a content summary. Visit the salty essentials link (top left of page) for full posts, other content and oh, so much more! Comments are welcome and appreciated.]]

today...
... as I stepped into the shower, I did my usual spider-check: tub--clear. walls--clear. shower curtain--clear. Then I happened to glance up at the ceiling and saw THE SCARIEST SPIDER EVER. It was big as a house. Well, of course, showering with the beast ready to drop onto my unprotected noggin was out of the question. Luckily, I keep a house-sized glass mason jar for just such emergencies. I made a run to the kitchen for the jar and, after a brief scuffle, had the eight... [[ This is just a content summary. Visit the salty essentials link (top left of page) for full posts, other content and oh, so much more! Comments are welcome and appreciated.]]

Room for Rent: clock radio, knife, roll of quarters included.
Excerpt from this story in today's Salt Lake Tribune: A South Salt Lake man allegedly bound his wife, brought her 2-year-old into the room and threatened to kill the child with a dumbbell if she did not confess to an affair he suspected. In charges filed Tuesday, police wrote that the man held the woman captive for three days... choking her with a cable, cutting her hair off with a knife and beating her. The man, 31, allegedly accused the woman of cheating on him and told her it was... [[ This is just a content summary. Visit the salty essentials link (top left of page) for full posts, other content and oh, so much more! Comments are welcome and appreciated.]]

today...
...I am a little bit distressed that my Google Image Search for "charlie brown footbal" included this result: [[ This is just a content summary. Visit the salty essentials link (top left of page) for full posts, other content and oh, so much more! Comments are welcome and appreciated.]]