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Time for Me to Abdicate the Drama Queen Crown
My daughter is asserting that if I make her clean her room she is going to die. I maintain that nobody has ever died from cleaning their bedroom. Can you guys back me up on this? It appears my time has come to abdicate the Drama Queen crown.

Randomness Part 129
When I was in high school there was this one guy that went to school with us that said he was a vampire, but I always saw him in the day time and I lived in Tampa. Sunny Florida is no Forks and this guy neither melted nor sparkled. Im also pretty sure he ate food. I think he was lying about the vampire thing. * * * If you want to see some crazy mixed with bad

Not Crazy? Then Explain This.
I have a friend that I have known for twenty years.  Really, we met in 10th grade. Okay, I don’t really want to talk about the fact that 10th grade was actually 20 years ago, but what I do want to talk about it this – Lori is pregnant with her first child.  I am giddy. I love babies. I don’t want any more of my own babies but I love other people’s babies. Especially the ones that I can buy weird stuff for without feeling creepy.  As a bonus, Lori and her husband moved up to my neck of the woods so when the baby is born I will be able to go over to their house whenever I want and hold her, and sing to her, and cuddle her, and smell he

How I Became the Most Hilarious Mother – Ever
This morning I told my kids that if they drank dish washing liquid they would toot bubbles. They think I am the greatest comedian that ever lived.

Goon Squad Will Make You Jump, Jump
Every day my children get dressed. Every day they put their pants on backwards and their shoes on the wrong feet. On purpose. About 50% of the time they will also put their shirts on backwards. Is this some sort of preschool trend I know nothing about? Is Kris Kross making a comeback?