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Sassafras Junction · 2M ago

Threepenny Opera (Bertolt Brecht)

By Sorcia MacNasty First things first: Mack the Knife? He’s in fucking charge. His pimptasticness knows no bounds. He’s equipped with some kind of magical gauntlet cock that is drenched in bitch-attracting perfume, and he swings that thing all over Victorian London, not even stopping for a lunch

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Sassafras Junction · 3M ago

Twelfth Night

By Willie Shakespeare Snarked by Sorcia MacNasty So, I’m still working on The Awakening, people! In the meantime, I wrote the following as an homage to a fellow blogger, Mr. Myths Retold — if you haven’t been to his site, you have to. It’s really fucking funny. I printed out his Retold version of

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Sassafras Junction · 3M ago

The Docket

Hi troops! Just to give you an idea of what our docket looks like these days, here is what I’ve got planned for snarking in the near future: The Awakening by Kate Chopin Last of the Mohicans by James Finnemore Cooper (possibly a guest post by Drek??) Other possibilities include: Milton’s Paradise Lo

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Sassafras Junction · 3M ago

Perfume: The story of a murderer

By Patrick Suskind Snarked by: Sorcia MacNasty This is easily one of the creepiest goddamn things I’ve ever read, and I’ve read some, well… just look at this blog. It’s also a totally compelling read, for reasons I have trouble working through. For one thing, the main character, the eponymous mur

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Sassafras Junction · 4M ago

Sweet Furry Muppets

Apparently, guys and dolls, I share myblog name with a terrifying puppet company: http://www.sassafrassjunction.com/ Did you know it’s a “family puppet experience like no other?” What the fuck does that even mean?! You really want to subject your kids to this acid trip: Her face is just epic. “What

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Sassafras Junction · 4M ago

A Friendly Note… From One Diabeetus Mascot to Another

From the Personal Letters of Paula Deen: January 19th, 2012 Dear Ms. Deen, Hi, I’m Wilford Brimley. I have diabeetus. I heard that you, also, have recently been diagnosed with this terrible condition and wish to express my sympathy for you in this trying time. Are you on Medicare? Do you know tha

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Sassafras Junction · 6M ago

Sorcia’s Spooktacular Story

I posted this on Jezebel.com when they asked for your creepiest ghost story, and it’s gotten quite a response. So in honor of Halloween, enjoy, kids! Why the Country is Scary By Sorcia MacNasty ———————————— We have never figured this out. And now, the three living witnesses have to be good and fu

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Sassafras Junction · 7M ago

Y’all Are Freaks

I’m just saying. What’s that? You’d like proof? Sure. Here you go — my new favorite search term that people use to find this blog: “awkward dog in a fishnet wearing sandwiches” I mean, dudes. Seriously? Is this what you want: I’ll be back later this weekend with a post about either some horrib

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Sassafras Junction · 7M ago

I Married a Vampire and All It Got Me Was Pregnant and Dead.

Hello y’all, Luker here. I dropped off the map about 8 months ago when I moved to Texas–bountiful blog material there, I tell ya–and have come back because in approximately 40 days the first installment of Twilight: Breaking Dawn hits theaters, most likely to be documented in the Guinness Records as

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Sassafras Junction · 8M ago

Kids Just Aren’t Noticing Penis Like They Used To

The Sun Also Rises By Ernest Hemingway —————————- Man, lemme tell you. When I first read Sun Also Rises in college, I felt like I was playing some bizarro game of Penis Bingo. ”Page 18! Line 12! PENIS!” I would mutter with crazy eyes. I had just learned about phallic symbols and I have a [...]

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