Why High Fructose Corn Syrup is the Cause of America's Downward Spiral

Stop touching me with your long toenails (Alternate title: why midget feet are creepy)

Salsaholics Anonymous

If you think *YOU* got too drunk...
Watch this guy...Worst Shopping Run Ever - Watch more Funny Videos

All the single ladies! You're prayers are answered!

Parkour! done wrong
I nearly pissed myself when I saw this.Do any of you know the movie The Devil's Rejects, directed by Rob Zombie? It was his second movie and the kid who played Fishboy was Dwight! Who knew that Rob Zombie discovered Dwight...

Where's Sassy???
Honestly, I have no idea.Mr. T says I don't *write* anything on my blog anymore. That I merely post obscene pictures and cat videos. To that I say, eff off. You try and work a bazillion hours a week, keep your fat ass in shape, be a wife, a good cat-mommy, AND blog about cool shit!!!!Ok, it *IS* po

As a Masshole and Red Sox fan, this could be the best thing I've seen in months
MA Men from Joey McIntyre