Another Tax, And Some Socrates…
A judge charged a man with a Rs 10,800 fine in a rape case.
The man asked, “Why Rs 10,800?”
The judge replied, “Rs 10,000 for rape and 8% Entertainment Tax by Zardari.”
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In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.
One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?”
“Wait a moment,” Socrates replied. “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Test of Three.”
“Test of Three?”
Two Questions
Err…log meri kaafi waat laga rahay hain kuch na likhnay per so I thought kuch to likh doon.
Two questions:
1) Woh kya hai jo Allah mian nahin dekh saktay per insaan dekh leta hai?
2) Woh kya cheez hai jisay aagay se Allah mian ne banaya hai aur peechhay se insaan ne?
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Tested Failure
I was chatting with Huda this morning. We were talking about studies and I proudly recounted the number of times I have failed in tests. And as I’ve not been writing anything here, I thought I’d do a little post on this topic to make you all…err…happy?
I failed in my first ever test: Urdu in class 1.
Then I failed in my Physics monthly test in Matric.
I failed in the first Physics and Urdu bimonthlies in first year.
I failed in the Islamiat second bimonthly, two months later. The teacher made me take a resit and I failed that too.
I failed in Electronics-I, third semester.
I failed in Electromagnetic Compat
Nostalgia
I was going through my archives and I realized I’ve put up some good stuff here.
Khair, I’ve not been in a blogging mood for quite some time. Doesn’t carry the same feel anymore. So I’m posting an old post, a tag that I did on Nov 4, 2007 when this blog was only three months old. This tag though, does not depict the me of today.
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Tagged by: Absar Shah
1.Name one person that made you laugh last night?
Me
2.What are you doing at 8:00?
In the morning: Waking up. In the evening: Sitting on my computer or watching TV. Last night: Enjoying emergency and
The Tale Of The Burning Door
Someone slammed his hands on the closed door.
She asked her maid to go check who it was. Soon the maid came back in a hurry and told her there was a large crowd asking for her husband to be sent outside.
She went to the door herself and called out loud, “What do you want?”
The man [...]
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