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Basically, a stressed out thirtysomething single parent, trying my best to be a Yummy Mammy (and failing!!), hold down a career (not doing too bad on that front), keep the house in order (doing very badly on that one) and trying to send my child out to school everyday with matching socks. I also drink too much (at weekends and only when I'm childless), I smoke too much (but not in the house or near the child), I'm a size 6 (seriously I actually am) and I have huge knockers (thanks to Batman's cheque book). But I can't find a decent bloke to save my life. So I'm secretly hoping that some day Jason Orange from Take That will knock on my door and profess undying love and we'll all live happily ever after. Well we can all dream can't we?
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Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy Mammy

English - Mammy, Single, Dating
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Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy · 4M ago

Move Over Lord Sugar!

Well hello my darlings. It's me, Yummy Mammy! Bet you thought I'd just vanished or disconnected my internet connection. Well no,I'm breaking the Silent Sunday thing to have a little update.So how are we all? Good I hope. Now you want to know what the hell I've been doing. Deep breath, brew and fag t
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Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy · 1Y ago

Go Get Me A Super Injunction!

With all this talk of Super Injunctions all over the Internet I almost feel that I need one. Actually, in fairness, I maybe should warn a few people that they might need one. After all, I do share quite a few secrets online myself.I feel sorry for poor Imogen Thomas. After all, I’m sort of in the sa
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Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy · 1Y ago

Distractions; In Which I Go Comping (and that's not a typo)

After last weeks posts I decided that the best way to keep a bad boy at bay is to find a distraction. It won’t particularly keep The Foreign One away but at least it will stop me from thinking about the stupid situation I’ve got myself into.As for him, I was right in my prediction that he wouldn’t s
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Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy · 1Y ago

Sometimes, You Just Can't Find The Words

I know it’s been a while, well ok, a really long time, but as much as I’ve wanted to sit down and tell you all what’s been going on, I just haven’t been able to find the words. Things have been hectic, horrible, sometimes horrific and sometimes damn right ridiculous. I also think that it’s been real
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Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy · 1Y ago

Definitely Allergic to Bullshit

Well the shit finally hit the fan. It would appear I was right about the gossip grapevine, although I didn’t quite expect it to work as quick as this.To cut a long story short The Foreign One’s girlfriend found out. Well actually I need to back track slightly. First of all his sister found out. All
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Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy · 1Y ago

You Don't Bring Me Flowers!

But Interflora do!So, what delights have I been up to now then hey?Last week I received a massive bunch of absolutely gorgeous flowers in work. Scandal! The gossip grapevine went into overdrive to say the least. And prime suspect number one. Yep you guessed it. The Foreign One. It would appear that
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Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy · 1Y ago

I've Been Hanging By The Telephone

I might as well just come straight out with it and admit it. I’ve messed up. BIG TIME! And now I’m paying the price for it.The Foreign One progressed, quite significantly. Much to my better judgement I gave in and gave him the benefit of the doubt. I couldn’t place him as a player, he denied it quit
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Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy · 1Y ago

Dilemmas; Moral, Ethical and God Damn Karma

If you are reading me for the first time then you might want to read a few other posts before you read this one. Or just don't judge me. OK? Good. And if you are a regular, then again, don't judge. OK?So what have I been up to then? Well small child has been and gone. Don't think I can give you the
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Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy · 1Y ago

Dilemmas; Moral, Ethical and God Damn Karma

So what have I been up to then? Well small child has been and gone. Don't think I can give you the full story on here so the regulars know how to get hold of me to get it all, but in a nutshell, Batman and Wicked Witch have finally, completely and utterly fucked up (excuse the language). There is n
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Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy · 1Y ago

Damn Wedding Season Again

You know the one thing I hate about the summer and being single? God damn wedding season. When you have to sit there, fake smiling and pretending that you are sooooooooo happy for the lovely couple, whilst secretly betting on how long it will take before they are hitting the divorce courts. Sitting
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