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Keyboard Confessions
1.  My bestie, Robin, is here from Alaska. 2.  This means I went to bed very very late. 3.  No one is allowed to talk about New Moon with me.  Because me and The Bestie won’t be going until tomorrow. 4.  Also, I’m suspecting The Hubs is jealous of not getting to see New Moon with me. 5.  I also am suspecting that Snuggie could be suing me over yesterday’s Adventures with Edward post. 6.  Wouldn’t that totally suck?  “Why are you doing time, Kearsie?”  “Oh, I killed a man

Adventures with Edward: Edward and the Infomercial
Setting:  The Barbie Mansion One day, Edward is kickin it in the Barbie Mansion.  He’s watching his favorite show:

Monday is a royal pain
Dude, get me a Slim Jim while you’re in there.  Ooh and a Big Gulp with Dr. Pepper, mkay?   -Things the Queen would never say Posted in Bizarre stuff, Food, My life Tagged: Big Gulp, queen, Slim Jim, Things the Queen would never say

Keyboard Confessions
1.  Today is Friday the 13th.  I really hope I see someone dressed up in a hockey mask with a knife in hand or else the hype of this day will be lost.  2.  Take my advice:  don’t eat a banana and then immediately drink from a soda can.  Trust me on this.  3.  *Burp*  ugh…gross. 4.  Guess what?  Painting for 5 hours straight will kill your arms.  I know, I was surprised too. 5.  I totally stole the Hubs’ new jacket.  I’m not giving it back.  Ever.  *cuddling in the soft squishiness of the jacket* 6.  Pennies are money.  Except guess what?  No one likes it when you use pennies in the Self-Checkout line

Monday is a royal pain
Let’s throw a toga party!  I’ll get the food.  You think 500 Krystal burgers will be enough?   - Things the Queen would never say Posted in Bizarre stuff, Food, My life Tagged: Krystal burgers, queen, Things the Queen would never say, toga party