My Official Response To The Horrific Event Of November 4, 2009
With gratitude and thanks to Berkeley Breathed...

Godzilla Delivers 27
After nine long years, it's just as sweet as I remember.And hearing the words, "New York Yankees, World Champions," doesn't ever get tiring, either.Hideki Matsui, the series MVP, homered and drove in six runs, Andy Pettitte gutted out 5-2/3 innings on short rest, and Mar

AJ Produces A Dud, So It's Back To N.Y.
The Yankees needed A.J. Burnett to be great, just like he was in Game 2.Instead he spit the bit, producing one of the worst starts in World Series history.Making matters worse, Phil Coke was just as ineffective as the Yankees dropped Game 5 of the World Series 8-6 to the

Dark Days Ahead, Sox Fans
We know it's coming. Like an approaching storm, the first cold wind of an imminent blizzard or the first ad for a new Wayans Brothers movie, a whole pile of suck is about to drop on our heads.The Yankees have all but won this thing. Yes, if any team can lose three in a row, it is the Yankees. But with Ryan Howard d

One Win Away
It figures it would take an Idiot to help erase one of the more painful memories from the 2004 ALCS.Johnny Damon stole second and third on the same play in the ninth and scored on Alex Rodriguez's double as the Yankees went on to a 7-4 victory over the Phillies in Game 4 of the World Seri