Pens Pound The Blues 5-1, Outlast Panthers 3-2 (SO) Now 9-1
If you want me to recap hockey games that are broadcast on Versus than I'm going to need you to speak with the feminine hygiene products at Comcast.Penguins 5 St. Louis 1I did not get to watch Evgeni Malkin's 12 shots against the Blues because I have DirecTV. I didn't enjoy the domination of the first period where the Pens outshot St. Louis 20-3. It was frustr

Week 7 Preview: The Brett Favre Lovefest Comes To Pittsburgh
Minnesota is 6-0 with the ageless, Wrangler-wearing, gunslinger Brett Favre. Every one is heaping praise on the forty year old and rightfully so. But don't be fooled into thinking he is the main reason.Minnesota was a pl

Week Six Game Grades: Browns' Pants Aren't The Only Thing That Looks Like Poop
Oh Cleveland, how miss hating you. It is so hard to hate a team that is this bad. I can't believe I am going to type this but I actually feel for the Brownie faithful. They deserve better. We deserve better. The Steelers predictably won 27-14 and Ben Roehtlisberger is now 10-0 against

Steelers Preview Week Six: Are The Browns Still A "Rival"?
Last week I was forced to preview the Detroit Lions, this week I have an equally tough assignment in the Cleveland Browns. What is there to possibly say about this team? Their coach is a big fat douche nozzle, they have two quarterbac

Pens Off To Second Best Start In Franchise History
The Pens are now 7-1 through eight games which is a nice number. Only one other time have they started out this well and that was back in 1995, when mullets were still acceptable in the hockey world. Mullets are always acceptable around these parts, however.This is another twofer recap because I have been busy/lazy.Pittsburgh 3 Carolina 2 (SO)On Wednesday the Pens closed out a four game road trip with a 3-2 shootout win over the Carolina Hurricanes. Chris Kunitz scored the shootout winner where he was the sixth man Dan Bylsma sent over the boards.It wasn't all sunshine and roses though as Pittsb