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Stalking Johnny Depp

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Stalking Johnny Depp · 3d ago

Johnny, I’m rolling out the red carpet for you

In case I haven’t mentioned it before, I now live in Antibes which is a mere 15 minutes from Cannes (as opposed to almost an hour from Cannes to Plan de la Tour, where Johnny lives). So with the film festival going on right now, I got to thinking, what if Johnny is in Cannes [...]
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Stalking Johnny Depp · 1W ago

We’ve been on a break

I can talk about it now.   But for awhile there, it was just too emotional.   A few subtle signs lead me to believe it was over between us. The minute I moved to the South of France, he pretty much left.   He even made a public statement that he was going to spend less time [...]
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Stalking Johnny Depp · 5M ago

Wanted: a one bedroom apartment in hell

According to my news sources, the Christian right has condemned Johnny to burn in hell.    Apparently, they’re up in arms because he played guitar (and sang, according to some) on a new release  from the British band Babybird.  The song is called “Jesus Stag Nightclub.”  It’s about a drunk guy in a
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Stalking Johnny Depp · 7M ago

A hurried review of Johnny’s interview with Larry King from his most discerning stalker

I’ve been disgustingly busy with work.   On top of that, my parents are visiting and right now I’m with them in Spain, diligently stalking Johnny despite the fact that I know for a fact he’s not even on this continent (how’s that for dedication?).  I’m exhausted, but feel I must comment on the Larry
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Stalking Johnny Depp · 7M ago

I’m pretty sure Johnny is mocking me with his eyes here

My brother just sent me the following Facebook status update: <Ben Fong-Torres Johnny Depp, rock star. 700 Cal students, many of them screaming, at Wheeler Hall last nite for The Rum Diary screening & a Q&A with Johnny and director-writer Bruce Robinson. I moderated it; had great chats with Johnny b
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Stalking Johnny Depp · 7M ago

A gentle but firm warning to Johnny

My brother just sent me the following Facebook status update: <Status Update By Ben Fong-Torres Just got an interesting assignment: Moderate a Q&A session with Johnny Depp, at a screening of his film, Rum Diary, at UC Berkeley on Monday. And why not? We have something in common: Hunter S. Thompson,
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Stalking Johnny Depp · 7M ago

This photo really disturbs me

I got this from my handy dandy daily Google Alerts on Johnny.   The story is actually about Ricky Gervais and his newfound love for twitter.   He tweeted this picture of him and Johnny stuffing a dwarf (Warwick Davis) down the toilet to protect [...]
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Stalking Johnny Depp · 8M ago

Will the real Johnny Depp please stand up? Come to think of it, please lie down.

For months now, I’ve been getting Google alerts informing me that Johnny Depp has been spotted on the Isle of Wight.  It concerned me, because obviously if he’s spending all his time on the Isle of Wight, it makes me feel a little silly stalking him in the South of France. Yesterday I got an [...]
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Stalking Johnny Depp · 8M ago

How to recognize Johnny Depp in a crowd of partially clad men.

After mistaking a sleeping shirtless homeless man for Johnny in Eze, I’ve taken it upon myself to read up on Johnny’s tattoos and their placement for easier identification. Considering how many men walk around topless in the South of France (you thought it was just the women?), it’s unforgivable tha
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Stalking Johnny Depp · 8M ago

Johnny’s tattoos and planning ahead

After Eze where I thought the sleeping shirtless homeless man on the beach might be Johnny, I’ve taken it upon myself to read up on Johnny’s tattoos and their placement for easier identification. Apparently he’s got at least 14, On his right biceps just below ‘Wino’ there is the prominent tattoo “Ch
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