Thanksgiving Menu Live Draft
In honor of me, who is stepping up, and creating the family feast this Thanksgiving (I’m not joking, this is real), thought we’d have a little fun and do a live draft of Thanksgiving menu items to round out the short work week. Surely, it’ll generate some ideas for what I should include in my spread - 100% chance I won’t be able to pull any of your favorite delic

Fisherman hooks 150 pound tuna from a kayak
Fisherman and futures trader Dave Lamoureux has a taste for danger - a danger he prefers to be served pan seared. Lamoureux is essentially a big game sportsman, and his favored hunt - enormous tuna fish. Unlike the commercial tuna fisherman, with their big boats and harpoon wielding, Lamoureux prefers a line, a fishing pole, and the comforts of a recreational kayak that he modified in garage. Recently,

The 101 Most Influential People Who Never Lived…
From a practical standpoint, by my estimation Mickey Mouse and The Marlboro Man are the top earners on this list, yet one of them is #1 and the other is ranked #18. Also, no real surprise who the top ranked 80's superhero personality is (#48). My dark horses on the list: HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey and J.R. from Dallas. Hopefully Nessie disciples won't take this whole thing too personally. Check out the full list at

Army soldier selling the ad rights to arm on ebay
Take it from someone who peruses frequently - there is never a shortage of asinine behavior happening on the sporting goods and sports memorabilia listings on Ebay. Take for instance, this joker, who’d ideally like you to pay $14 million dollars for an autographed pair of A-rod turf spikes. Or, if that’s too rich for your wallet,

In NFL fan Hell…
Every game is this game. And while we’re throwing some jabs the Lions way, fast forward four days in the future from their Doofus Bowl against the Browns…