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Tell Me a Story · 42m ago

Picture Day

We've got a little less than a month to go before spring officially hits and I go all barefootedly snap happy. I am SO motherfucking ready for the sights and scents of spring! Yesterday's re...
Tell Me a Story · 1d ago

Fin de Semaine

It’s been one hell of a week. I’m still struggling with the flea issue. The cats seem fine (they’ve had the prescription flea-be-gone meds) but my skin suit’s a solid sheet of bites. Yeah, n...
Tell Me a Story · 2d ago

Group, the final frontier?

There's a fabulous Google-Doodle today, celebrating the discovery of possible life affording planets orbiting the dwarf star named Trappist-1.A huddle of seven worlds, all close in size to E...
Tell Me a Story · 3d ago

Wake Up Call

 Let’s talk about my boy Rocco for a sec. Some mornings, VERY early, he gets bored. It’s not like I wake because I hear him zooming around the bedroom. Why not?            A) I'm deaf so, ...
Tell Me a Story · 4d ago

Could we catch a feckin’ break?

Ya know, even Fox News, of all ugly bleedin’ beasts, is starting to occasionally report news which doesn't feature the tiny dicked guns, god, permanent war (as long as I don't have to fight ...
Tell Me a Story · 5d ago

Sinbad!

Yesterday was gorgeous! Almost 60º, mostly sunny and calm. Yes, I know it’s winter and that’s too damn warm but, ya know, it was just one day and it was GREAT. Did I take advantage of this f...
Tell Me a Story · 6d ago

Zombie Mammoths and Other Random Effluvia

Soonly making a return engagement to planet earth will be….DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUN….the woolly mammoth!Speaking ahead of the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) annual m...
Tell Me a Story · 1w ago

Whack Impairment

I THINK I’m a lazy slag.I THINK I’m Jabba-esque.I THINK I’m viciously mean and intolerant towards Tea Party/Republicans and Purity Posse types.Reality is quite different. I know that. I’m in...
Tell Me a Story · 1W ago

Heart Shaped World

A guest post from my fabulous, caring, activist friend Jenny. Last week I brought a heart shaped quartz crystal back from the Tuscon gem show and gave it to a friend for her Zen room. We wen...
Tell Me a Story · 1W ago

Cupidity

I dreamt a former friend of mine had married. Though he and his new wife were both well into their 40s, she was, surprisingly, preggers. There was, of course, a posh baby shower with the inv...