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The Funny in Mommy FINDING HUMOR IN THE STRUGGLES OF BEING A MOM AND A WOMAN.

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The Funny in Mommy · 1Y ago

Slim*FAST

A can of Slim-Fast. The image is like a cow brand on my brand and memory. From my earliest memories I can vividly see the logo, smell the contents and feel the smooth label. No, I wasn’t dri...
The Funny in Mommy · 1Y ago

Strip Club Manager.

Add Strip Club Manager to my resume. That’s right. I’ve been spending my days basically working in a topless bar of miniature people. I thought I had heard it all and seen it all as our days...
The Funny in Mommy · 1Y ago

Suburban Findings: 6 Who Are You Steps.

The follow up to  Who Arrrreee Y-O-U?? 6 Steps to Finding Out.  The suburban scientific findings to what happens when the six “who are you” steps are applied to the common crazy lady. First ...
The Funny in Mommy · 1Y ago

Who Arrrreee Y-O-U?? 6 Steps to Finding Out.

You ask a girl in college who she is and she’ll be able to tell you. She’ll also be able to tell you who she’ll be in the future. Odds are if you find that same girl ten plus years later, sh...
The Funny in Mommy · 1Y ago

Hot Mess.

I wonder if when people see me they think “Uh-oh here comes that Hot Mess.” Seriously. I totally have issues getting out the door and even more so when I am out the door. I envy those women ...
The Funny in Mommy · 1Y ago

All-Star Celebrity Status.

6 years on the job. Tomorrow marks my 6th anniversary as a mother. Also known as the 6th birthday of my eldest, but don’t tell him that as he assumes that April 27th is all about him (which ...
The Funny in Mommy · 1Y ago

Spring BREAK

The possibility of becoming wrapped up in the To Do Lists of life is a topic I often write about. This article happens to revisit that subject again. Surprise, surprise.  But just like every...
The Funny in Mommy · 1Y ago

Recognition by a perfectionist …

I’ve been thinking about becoming famous.  I’m thinking that it may be a good idea to do something, invent something or create something that would bring me to celebrity status. As a mom who...
The Funny in Mommy · 1Y ago

Potty Mouths and Butt Tag.

I’m worried that I may have some sort of amnesia. It seems that I have forgotten that at some point I taught my three small children the words poop, pee, butt, eww and pee-pee and that while...
The Funny in Mommy · 1Y ago

Passion doesn’t age. Tap that …

As I was leading an open table discussion during a MOPS meeting, the topic of mothers knowing who “they were” once their children left the nest came up. It was only a point of topic for a br...