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Who are the 523 Patriots? Devout followers of the fun-loving Goddess of Strife, Eris, sister to Ares – they went EVERYWHERE together. Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia.
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The 5 23 Patriot And Eris Dropped Her Umbrella Drink

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The 5 23 Patriot · 2M ago

Sheriff Joe

Original Melody: Surfer Joe by The Safaris Down in Arizona where the birthers all go, There a big white doofus name Sheriff Joe. He’s got a big cold case posse, and an ego to match And when he’s riding the airwaves, … Continue reading →
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The 5 23 Patriot · 2M ago

Sheriff Joe

Original Melody: Surfer Joe Down in Arizona where the birthers all go, There a big white doofus name Sheriff Joe.  He’s got a big cold case posse, and an ego to match And when he’s riding the airwaves, we remove the … Continue reading →
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The 5 23 Patriot · 2M ago

Sheriff Joe

Original Melody: Surfer Joe Down in Arizona where the birthers all go, There a big white doofus name Sheriff Joe.  He’s got a big cold case posse, and an ego to match And when he’s riding the airwaves, we remove the … Continue reading →
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The 5 23 Patriot · 2M ago

Sheriff Joe

Original Melody: Surfer Joe Down in Arizona where the birthers all go, There a big white doofus name Sheriff Joe.  He’s got a big cold case posse, and an ego to match And when he’s riding the airwaves, we remove the … Continue reading →
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The 5 23 Patriot · 2M ago

Sheriff Joe

Original Melody: Surfer Joe Down in Arizona where the birthers all go, There a big white doofus name Sheriff Joe.  He’s got a big cold case posse, and an ego to match And when he’s riding the airwaves, we remove the … Continue reading →
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The 5 23 Patriot · 2M ago

Sheriff Joe

Original Melody: Surfer J Down in Arizona where the birthers all go, There a big white doofus name Sheriff Joe.  He’s got a big cold case posse, and an ego to match And when he’s riding the airwaves Sheriff Joe, oh … Continue reading →
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The 5 23 Patriot · 2M ago

Sheriff Joe

Down in Arizona where the birthers all go, There a big white doofus name Sheriff Joe.  He’s got a big cold case posse, and an ego to match And when he’s  Sheriff Joe, oh oh oh  Now-ow look at him go … Continue reading →
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The 5 23 Patriot · 2M ago

Sheriff Joe

Down in Scottsdale where the birthers all go, There a big white  Sheriff Joe, oh oh oh  Now-ow look at him go oh oh oh  Sheriff, Sheriff Sheriff Joe, oh oh oh oh  oh oh oh, Sheriff Joe,
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The 5 23 Patriot · 2M ago

Sherif Joe

Sheriff Joe, oh oh oh  Now-ow look at him go oh oh oh  Sheriff, Sheriff Sheriff Joe, oh oh oh oh  oh oh oh, Sheriff Joe,
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The 5 23 Patriot · 2M ago

Lysistrata had the right idea.

LYSISTRATA HAD THE RIGHT IDEA! words & beats/music by Kelly Lincoln ©2012 Shout: LYSISTRATA HAD THE RIGHT IDEA! Hey, hey, Gee Oh Tea, You had not better mess with me I am your mom, sis, aunt, and gram What what … Continue reading →
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