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A B (pronounced “Bee”) is any person you have ever wanted to punch in your life. It is a derogatory but work-friendly term that can be used to replace its more explicit origins. The B Theory aims to define all the B’s that exist in the world and catalog them on this site. You’re guaranteed to find someone you know here…maybe even yourself. So enjoy, B’s!
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The B Theory · 10M ago

The OK B

This is the B that will say OK even though they have no idea what you just asked them to do. It’s as if Bs like this are afraid to ask questions for fear of sounding incompetent. Instead they’d rather just pretend to know what to do – and usually end up pretending their way [...]
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The B Theory · 10M ago

The One Up B

This is the B that always tries to follow anything you say with a bigger and better story of their own. Such a B can never let anyone get away with telling a good story. They must beat your story to save their egos from complete collapse. Sometimes what they say is true and sometimes [...]
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The B Theory · 11M ago

The Incoherent Jokes B

This is the B that can’t quite seem to put a joke together. I’m sure most are familiar with this B. They’re the ones that will end a good rally of jokes by blurting out gibberish – and then proceed to laugh (sometimes violently) as if to suggest what they just said was funny.. or [...]
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The B Theory · 11M ago

The First To Know B

This is the B that thinks they’re better than you because they knew something first. It’s as if this B’s fragile ego hinges on romanticized stories about how they discovered something before it became popular. And once whatever it is does become popular, they seize the opportunity to start talking s
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The B Theory · 1Y ago

The Facebook Status B

This is the B that constantly updates their Facebook status. Such a useless B will write the most pointless things in their Facebook status and will usually flood your news feed – presumably as a way of getting the attention they crave. Usually no one cares to respond, so they’ll continue to write m
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The B Theory · 1Y ago

The Animal Cruelty B

This is the B that thinks that any human interaction in an animal’s life is cruel. Such a B will cry foul if you put a santa hat on your pet dog, or give your cat a funny fur-cut. Just because it doesn’t happen in the wild, doesn’t mean they don’t enjoy it. As a [...]
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The B Theory · 1Y ago

The Rip Acknowledging B

This is the B that will let out gas in a public washroom and then force you to acknowledge it. It’s awkward and disgusting at the same time. Why can’t this B just let you do your business and be out instead of getting you to acknowledge the reality of what just happened. Very inconsiderate. [...]
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The B Theory · 1Y ago

The Me Against The World B

This is the resistant B that always thinks you’re forcing shit on him. Such a B will usually do the opposite of anything you tell them, for the paranoid belief that they are always being manipulated. It’s hard to get this B to do things without having them believe it was their idea and that [...]
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The B Theory · 1Y ago

The Dabke B

This is the side stepping B at every fob wedding you’ll ever go to that decides its their duty to jump, lunge and dance like there’s no tomorrow. Such a B doesn’t dance to celebrate, he does it because he thinks he owes it to everyone as a way of “giving back”. While the rest [...]
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The B Theory · 2Y ago

The Anal B

This is the paranoid B that will religiously follow any and all rules. Everything must be done by the book with this B – even for the most trivial of things. Hang around such a B for too long and you’ll lose your shit with all the annoying rules you’ll be forced to follow. Punching [...]
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