Cocknose #6: Over blown 'stars'
So this weeks Cocknose of the Week goes not only to the 'star' involved in the incident below but to all those like him as well; The people who get one sniff of celebrity and think they are Bono thinking he's God. Anyhoozle, on with the post. According to an article in that bastion

The Cocknose Review #4: A week in Idiots
Afternoon all, and welcome to this weeks review. First off can I say I am way impressed by the reaction to Sundays CotW: It is a valid cause and one that we must keep fighting. Keep up the good work peeps, take a visit to openrightsgroup.org and put their support badge on your blog. Tell all your friends, do whatever you can. Remember this is not just about illegally downloading files, this is an infringement on our liberties. Anyhoozle, on with the review; Burglar shows humanity whilst on the job In a

Cocknose #5: Mandy Pandy
Is that your cocknose you're hiding Mr Mandelson? Ok, so in case you've had your head stuck in a bucket filled with wet concrete over the past week, you must have heard about the British governments ridiculous plans for its rather out of touch Digital Rights Bill. Essentially this will mean, amongst oth

The Cocknose Review #3: A week in Idiots
Afternoon all, lots of idiocy from all over the globe this week. We best get on with the review then.. Americans live on another planet Obvious statement though that headline maybe, according to research published this week more than 90 Million Americans have lived past lives on other planets. Subjects under went hypnotic regression under different experts an

Cocknose #4: Metal Mickey
A 26 year old Peruvian man, Requelme Abanto, was found to have 1.5lb of metal in his stomach including (but not limited to) nails, rusted copper wire and coins. Carlos Delgado, told reporters in the northern city of Cajamarca he had never seen anything like what he saw in last weeks operation. "We went in thinking it could be appendicitis, but weren't we surprised