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The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1d ago

Parts of a Whole

In a time of uncertainty, let us take comfort in the things we know we can always count on...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1W ago

Witchy Woman (with a great name)

If you can find a name that's more fun to say than "Baba Yaga," then I suppose I'll have to change the prosed title of my future kitten. Quick Plot: Valentina is an independent-minded photographer living in Milan. After leaving a party and turning do...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1W ago

Tale As Old As Sexy Time

Forewarning: though Netflix's downloads makes The Beast an easy addition to your iPhone, this is not the kind of movie to watch while commuting on a bus or exercising to at the gym.I learned this the hard way.Quick Plot: First up is an erect horse pe...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 3W ago

Been There, Become That

If IMDB is to be believed, until today's feature, Denmark has apparently never produced an apocalyptic zombie horror film. You always remember your first.Quick Plot: A beautiful suburb in De...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 3W ago

Always Have a Plan B

A pregnancy horror comedy starring Natasha Lyonne? Why would I NOT stop everything and queue it up?Quick Plot: Lou (Lyonne) is an aimless young woman who spends most of her time drinking, dr...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1M ago

But Is It Gluten-Free?

Like many of my Generation MilleXial brethren, my introduction to Soylent Green came via the one and only Phil Hartman.Sure, that '90s Saturday Night Live sketch might have spoiled the ending of one of sci-fi's most famous movies, but it still piqued...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1M ago

The Devil Wears Coachella (cause that's a clothing brand, right?)

Like any teen-centric horror flick, Satanic opens with a deep quote about hell by none other than Samuel Taylor Coleridge.Okay then. Quick Plot: It's spring break, and a quartet of mostly aw...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1M ago

Office Royale

For many a dull reason, I do not often go to the movie theater to see films on the big screen. Time is limited, the experience is usually frustrating (don't get me started on how I was ready...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1M ago

The Fast & the Fabulous

In 2008, Paul Not the One That Directed Boogie Nights W. Anderson "remade" 1973's Death Race with Jason Statham's torso, which apparently got a sequel that nobody ever heard of two years lat...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 2M ago

No Escape From Terminal Island

Well before Lance Henrikson guru'd out for No Escape and Vinnie Jones stole a movie from Stone Cold Steve Austin with The Condemned, a bearded Tom Selleck took his own trip to an isolated penal colony in pure '70s style. Ah, the beauty of post-stardo...