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The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1w ago

Thorny Family Issues

For many women among and around my generation, V.C. Andrews is something of a patron saint. Flowers In the Attic was my bridge from reading about the Babysitters Club's G-rated exploits to p...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1W ago

But Don't All Dolls Trace Back to the Devil?

Here at February's Shortening, we tend to have a few requirements when it comes to filling a full (albeit, short) month with horror movies that center on the wee. Key among them? Dolls. This...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 2W ago

Thank Heaven For Evil Little Girls

Obviously, we're not about to have a Shortening with AT LEAST one evil child flick. Take it away, Lifetime!Quick Plot: Eight-year-old Sadie lives with her overly strict grandmother following...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 3W ago

Mama's Little Baby Loves the SHORTENING (and also, bread)

The calendar says February, and loyal Doll's House guests know what that means!That's righ...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 3W ago

Best of the Year 8!

As we drive a stake through the blackened heart of 2016 (then proceed to tear out the rest of its cuts for a delectable party mix, cut off its head to use as a soccer ball, and set the rest ...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1M ago

Lessons Learned, Year 8

 When done right, tradition is a beautiful thing. When done at the Doll's House, it's an educational thing. That's right: another year (number 8!!!) has ended, and while the official celeb...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1M ago

RSVP Affirmatively

Karyn Kusama is a filmmaker I will always root for. The studio interference riddled Aeon Flux aisde, her filmography (the brilliant real and insightful Girlfight and the woefully mismarketed clever bite of Jennifer's Body) demonstrates that she has a...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1M ago

You Know. The Usual

Generic title. Generic plot. Generic Instant Watch.Let’s do this.Quick Plot: Sarah is a happily married young woman nearing the birth of her first daughter with doctor husband Matt. The coup...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 1M ago

Code Green

Remember the 2003 power outage that took out all the lights on the U.S. eastern seaboard? If you were hanging out with your parents on break from college, playing Scrabble by candlelight and...
The Deadly Doll's House of Horror · 2M ago

All the Best

Whatever your holiday of choice is this season, I hope you have a grand one.Back soon!