Possibly our strangest 'Wear or Die' ever...

Dress of the Day: bustier dress with sculptural skirt by Alice + Olivia
Alice + Olivia buster dress with sculptural skirt, $462

Hips Don’t Lie: Jodie leggings with voluminous hips
At long last, fashion designers and retailers seem to have cottoned on to the fact that droopy crotches just ain’t flattering. So they’ve started to give their garments droopy hips, instead. * headdesk * This particular example comes from BooHoo.com, who describe the leggings as “animal print”. At least we can take comfort in the fact that they [...]

Any old rags? Commes des Garcon’s ‘Oliver Twist’ trousers
Aww, would you look at that! The orphans from Oliver Twist are all grown up! And doing pretty well, too, by the looks of things, because even although these pants look like they’ve just been dragged from the nearest dumpster, they actually have a combined value of £858 / $1,422. Makes you wish you’d kept those [...]

Faces for your feet: Dolce & Gabana’s suede wedge “face” shoes
Feet just shouldn’t have faces. They have no need of them. Or not as far as we were concerned, anyway. It looks like Dolce & Gabbana disagree, though, because if you wear these suede wedges, you won’t just be two-faced, you’ll be three-faced. You’ll also be kept awake at night by the thought of those [...]

Citizen’s Arrest: Clothes-That-Are-Stuck-Together at Asda
This Citizen’s Arrest was made by our own Rock Hyrax, who spotted this classic case of Clothes-That-Are-Stuck-Together in Asda last week. As Rock says, we don’t tend to expect high fashion from Asda, but that’s no excuse for them to go around thinking its OK to take innocent clothes and stick them together. It’s NOT OK, [...]