Dear Fatty: Palin's coattails will win in 2012!!!!
As I suspected, Denise Thrurple-Tweet wasn't convinced by the points I made yesterday about how it would be virtually impossible for Sarah Palin to be elected president in 2012. As soon as she read my post, she sent me an angry email: Oi, Fatso! How dare

Dear Fatty: "Palin's going to be president in 2012! Woo hoo!"
Today's piece of Fat Limey fanmail comes from Denise Thrurple-Tweet from Charleston, South Carolina. Dear Fatty, I can't wait until 2012 when Sarah Palin is nominated to be the Republican candidate for president. Obama will go down in a massive defeat! That communist-fascist-foreign-Muslim-Nazi-Dictator will be thrown into the trashcan of history

Dear Fatty: You're so great! But you look somewhat ashen
Today's letter comes from Harry S. Truman. No, not that Harry S Truman. This one comes from Providence, Rhode Island. Dear Mr F. Limey, I enjoy reading your blog--it's undoubtedly the greatest political blog the world has ever seen. No question of it. I was writing to see if you'd let me know who's question you will be answering today. Yours, Harry PS: If you want to lose some weight instantly, fix your bathroom scale so it's 10lbs off. Worked for me! Dear Harry, thank you for your lovely letter! Naturally, I completely agree that mine is the best blog in the universe.

Dear Fatso: Why is Obama rubbish?
Today's letter comes from Alfred M. Clodhopper from Trenton New Jersey. By the way, sorry I wasn't able to answer your letter yesterday, Alfred: I had what's known in the biz as a "really bloody painful elbow incident". Dear Fatso, Why oh why oh why oh why oh why is Barack Obama the most useless president we've ever had? I voted for him last year but now wish I'd voted for someone else! What

"Should I listen to Glenn Beck's Advice?"
As I'm sure regular readers to The Fat Limey know, I get a lot of mail from fans. I'm sorry that I can't personally reply to all of you. And I'm sorry that it takes me so long to send you signed photos. I'm working on it. I'm going to employ a secretary to do the autographing for me. You'll never know the difference. Trust me. Anyway, for the next few days (or until I get bored) I thought I'd look at some of the emails and letters