Now in new kiwi-strawberry flavor!
Have hiccups?Try Xuziflox!Side effects include blurred vision, stomach cramps, inability to parallel park, itching in inappropriate places at inappropriate times, yodeling, hair loss, uncontrollable urges to eat haggis, eyebrow twitching, moles shaped like Rachael Ray, and possible d

Drumstick? No thanks. I'll pass.
I am so glad I get to sleep in tomorrow.There will be no breakfast, and maybe even no lunch, unless it can be intravenous while I snore.Rest assured I draw the line at breakfast/lunch in suppository form..

Wordless Wednesday
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Things the letters DRAT could stand for
1. Donuts Really Are Tasty2. Distance Runners Always Trip3. Daring Renegades, Anxiously Terminated4. Debilitating Rheumatoid Arthritis = Troubling5. Does Randy Always Toot?6. Dry Raisins And Tuna7. Domesticated Rhinoceroses Aren't Temperamental8. Drunk Rum And Tequila9. Dust, Ragweed: Allergy Triggers10. Dirty Rotten Airport Terminals.

Not funny but true
Sunday afternoon, around 5:00, I picked up a large sweet tea at McDonalds and parked in one of the downtown lots, not far from where I work.As I sat there, I noticed something odd: There was smoke coming out of one of the buildings. It wasn't much at first-- in fact, at first I thought it was just steam from a vent or something.But then it started billowing.It seemed like no one else was noticing, so I called 911.The lady informed me that someone else had already called, and that help was on the way.I sat in the parking lot (at a safe distance) and watched in horror as the fire progressed rapidly. It engulfed the entire building.Part of the reason for