When Estrogen Attacks

I'd Rather Starve

10 Things I Need According to Google
I just performed a quick Google experiment by doing a search for "C.J. needs." Here are the top ten results:1. C.J. needs a laxative: If I was the C.J. in question on this post, I'd be handing out certain consequences and repercussions to the person in my life who thought my internal plumbing emergency worthy of a blog post.2. C.J. needs to become the region's highest appellate court: Um. *looks around* I thought I already was.3. C.J. needs a hip replacement: I'd feel sorry for this C.J. if I wasn't sort of jealous. I'd rather need a hip replacement than worry I might ne

Friday Flashback
Today's Friday Flashback post comes from July 2007. The month I discovered the invention of the Hind Motion Sensor Tanktop. Enjoy.

Wash, Rinse ... No, really. Rinse.
1. We went to a sneak peek of the new Christmas Carol with Jim Carrey on Monday night.2. It was WOW amazing.3. Not suitable for younger kids because thankfully the producers stuck to the dark, chilling aspects of the story and there are s

I Beg Your Pardon?
Transcript of a conversation I had with a Sweet Old Lady today at work. For this to make sense, you need to know when I get tired, my voice gets hoarse at odd moments. Sort of like a teenage boy going through the Change but without the squeaks. Today, I was tired:Me: *sets plate of food in front of SOL* Here's your chicken pot pie. Do you need anything else right now?Sweet Old Lady: Oh, thank you. Actually, I want to ask you a question.Me: Sure.Sweet Old Lady: How many times do you get mistaken for a man?Me: *blinks for a second in silence

I Can Yell, I Can Paddle, But I Can't Do Math
10 Facts About Me As A Teenager: 1. I used to drive a black and white striped '79 Dodge Caravan to school. Orange interior. Funky transmission--had to drive with one foot on the gas at all times. If I ever got the combination of gas & brake wrong, the van would bac