Nyrel Sevilla Will Own Your Kindegartner
Happy almost turkey day, all. This has made the rounds, but I feel it's my civic blogging duty to further share this amazing video via our friends at With Leather. I will withhold sending this to my wife who is insistent that our (hypothetical) future offspring are to be prohibited from playing football. I vehemently disagree. As long as Nyrel Sevilla is nowhere near the field, youngsters should be safe. However, if you're between the hashmarks be mindful that you may end up crying and kicking your legs in the air in excruciating kiddie pain.

They, Ummm, Love Their Ducks, Or Something
A few days late to this one, but folks need their Ducks. I mean, at least these guys do. Don't know whether this is sad because it's grown men rapping about their love of Ducks, or because I can't imagine what it's like to care about an alma mater's sports team this passionately. I'm leaning toward the former.

NBA Early Stat Stuffer...Chris Kaman
How 'Bout Some Respect, Huh? I'll admit, my NBA viewing hours have decreased substantially over the past few seasons. As much as I still love the playoffs, the desire to tune into weekday action has severely diminished from the Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday era

Sanchize Nickname Giving Way to New Handle...Suckchez
Yes, yes, yes, I know he's a rookie. Get it. Yup, totally saw him get picked this summer. Uh-huh, aware of the whole only started 16 games at SC thing. Still, channeling Dan Hawkins, this is professional football! This is the NFL! STOP THROWING THE BALL TO THE OTHER

It's Time for the Next Great Sports Commercial Character
Missing Mars and Other Sports Commercial CharactersYou know what's missing in today's land of TV commercials? I'll tell you. Sports characters. Personalities created largely out of thin air to help sell a product or service - be it beer, shoes, a network or a name. Hell, even