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THE LOUDMOUTH BEAR · 1d ago

The Cheeky Tiki Luau: Mermaids, grass skirts, and drinks with little umbrellas at The Rio Theatre

I was invited to The Rio Theatre for “Cheeky Tiki Luau: Scout Boutique Retro Fashion Show, Tropical Party, and Pop-up Shop”. Taking my shoes off at the beach is about as “tropical” as I get. When I saw on the invite that “Aloha and tropical wear is STRONGLY encouraged, vintage or not just make it is
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THE LOUDMOUTH BEAR · 2M ago

Every once in a while, a chance comes along…

Of the three pictures below, two are by world-famous, professional fashion/street photographers. One is by a young, local photographer who wishes to join their ranks. I think she deserves to have her work seen on the scale of the other three. Follow the link at the end to see if you can help her get
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THE LOUDMOUTH BEAR · 3M ago

Breakfast

It’s like those times when you’re walking down the sidewalk on a January morning and a ridiculously happy, morning person, friend comments on how wonderfully brisk the air is and finishes off by saying how invigorating it all is and all you really want to do is punch them in the tits because it’s da
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THE LOUDMOUTH BEAR · 3M ago

Life With Kira

Been working, as of late, on fleshing out some ideas. I know the book is inside me somewhere and with the help of some dear friends it’s being pulled out slowly. Here’s another little taste of what’s to cum come… My alarm sounds like an electronic crow in the throes of a withdrawl seizure. I usually
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THE LOUDMOUTH BEAR · 3M ago

My City… Tis of thee

I prowl your streets. Sometimes alone, sometimes in the pack, but always howling. I both love and violate you with ink and film, kisses and urine. I have seen your beauty and photographed your gaping wounds. Sometimes my love for you makes me nauseous, afraid. But it is love all the same. Filed unde
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THE LOUDMOUTH BEAR · 4M ago

Le Cabaret Du Passé: Macabre

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, / Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; When I first met Spooksy DeLune, she was painted blue and surrounded by a media scrum. That may sound very strange to a lot of you. I, however, find myself writin
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THE LOUDMOUTH BEAR · 4M ago

Kitty Nights:

Pour sex down the barrels of an old double Winchester then fire it out the window of a ’67 Chevy travelling at 120mph. No joke. The Vancouver Chinese Lion Dance Team: Miss Cherry OnTop: Manda Stroyer: Lola Frost: Miss Mia Rose and Dapper Dan (somewhere Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is laughing his genius
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THE LOUDMOUTH BEAR · 4M ago

Bus Writing: “Actually, it’s a loveseat”

Originally scrawled in unreadable prose while riding the 253 westward… The fact that she could most likely smell me before she saw me was probably little solace to ******* when she woke up this morning. It was, however, of some comfort to me. To describe her as bashful would be an outright lie, but
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