The Momplex Choice Lint Plucked While Doing a Little Navel-Gazing

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Dear Momplex Readers: Please don’t be alarmed by the disappearance of my entire archive of blog entries! I am currently in the process of sifting through my work to do with it what I always intended to do with it: … Continue reading →
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I should have known by the way my hand drew back for a minute before throwing the DVD in my cart. I recalled a blender scene, in which blood and guts are pureed by a horror-stricken mom. Didn’t something get … Continue reading →
2 months ago
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I have muttered “Rainman” under my breath to my son more than once in his short three years. I’ve done it about him, to him, at him. In sharing this, I feel like I just stood up before others and said, “My name is Jenny, and I’m an alcoholic.” I’m that asham ...
2 months ago
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I got really mad today at a total stranger. I’m talking so mad that I wanted to cuff her, tumble her down a flight of stairs. I don’t care if she was a good 30 years my senior. My 3-year-old … Continue reading →
3 months ago
Chris Bratta Zimmer
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TURN OFF THE TV. How many times have you been told? The AAP tells us to do it. Our parents (now grandparents) tell us to do it. Our consciences tell us to do it. For those of us approaching 40, … Continue reading →
4 months ago
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Screenplay for a True-Story Cinema Feature* Opening Sequence/Second Draft by Jenny F. September 2012 SETTING: SUBURBIA / GRAY AUTUMN DAY Begin with aerial-view extreme long shot that slowly zooms in on 1980s home sandwiched between a Wisconsin suburb and a yellowing cornfield. Gray clouds fill the s ...
5 months ago
Chris Bratta Zimmer
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This morning as I sat in church with my 7-year-old daughter, watching her wipe a booger in the church bulletin, I thought of something strange: I almost didn’t have her. In fact, I almost didn’t have any kids at all. … Continue reading →
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The night before school resumed, I asked my 7-year-old if she wanted me to walk her into her classroom in the morning instead of just drop her off. “Yes!” she said with genuine excitement. God, it was so sweet that she didn’t even have to think about it. “But Mom,” she ...
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The night before school resumed, I asked my 7-year-old if she wanted me to walk her into her classroom in the morning instead of just drop her off. “Yes!” she said with genuine excitement. God, it was so sweet that … Continue reading →
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Today on Celebrity Cribs, we’ll be visiting the eclectic Momplex Estate for an insider’s peek at how stay-at-home moms really live it up. Momplex Mom tells us how she achieved her unique look in just one year. “I used to call it … Continue reading →
6 months ago
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