The "Ness" in DarcNess ;)

And I thank our soldiers for it, too!    Your English is Totally Americanized No doubt about it, you’re a total red blooded American. Or at least you talk like one. You probably learned your English in the good ole USA, and no one would dare mistake you for a Brit. As far as you’re [...]

Weird State Laws Alabama • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. • It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. California • Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. • Animals are banned from mating publi

Remember I told you last week that my friend took me and the kids to the beach for the afternoon?  Well, I found some movie making software on my computer and made a video of some of the pictures I took.  Here’s the finished result! Our Day at the Beach I thought of doing a [...]

Mama don’t like it when you mess with her baby!    see more Lolcats and funny pictures, and check out our Socially Awkward Penguin lolz! GIF: Stay Away From My Baby, You Beast! – Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger? Filed under: Just for Fun, LOLz Tagged: Funny, GIF, Laughing

Never Tick Off a Nurse A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was [...]

I felt like I was in a scene from a bad cop show.  There I was, half in the dumpster … . “Help me carry out the garbage,” I said to the kids the other night.  My friend was coming up for a visit the following day and I didn’t want a big bag of [...]

Some time ago, my friend WIGSF did a meme on his blog.  It was 100 questions but I thought that might be too long for me so I broke it down into 10-question segments, so now I have 10 posts worth!  LOL Anyway, here’s my version of WIGSF’s meme: 100 Random Things Meme 21. Where [...]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there! It’s a rough job but nobody can do it better than you.    Have a great and relaxing day! ~Ness     see more Lolcats and funny pictures GIF: Motherhood is tough work! – Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger? Filed [...]

In honor of Mother’s Day this weekend, I found this little quiz about family roles.  I took it a couple of times and came out with either the daughter or the mother.  Duh!  LOL  I’m sure I’d really stink at being the dad.  Have a great Mother’s Day tomorrow! You Are the Mother You have [...]