A Love Story
Another raid on the ol' email inbox - I hadn't seen this one and it really made me snorfle (to steal a Wachelism). A 10 Year Old's Love Story Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jen

The New Disinfectant In Town
New! From Messianic Pharmaceuticals! You'll get it for free! No, really! Well, those rich people will pay. Yeah, the rich.H/T MoK

Bear Attack? Pah!
Created by OatmealJust long enough to break out the Blitzenboomer Recoil Monster and blow the ugly ursine away.

Shift That Spectrum!
H/T Funnyjunk.com

Extra Mom
It sure seems like I'm doing a lot of these lately.Mother and Dad originally hoped that Mother could be a stay at home mom, but it became clear that the extra income she could provide as a teacher would make life far easier for our burgeoning family. But, Mother had let her teaching certificate expire, so she had to go back to college for several summers to get re-certified.That was when Donna came into our lives. She was hardly older in the big scheme of things than Sis and I - she was just old enough to drive out to our farm. Sis wasn't old enough to go to kindergarten yet, and I was in the early years of grade school. So, it was a growing experience for all - a yo