The SBP Handbook
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| Blog Name: | The SBP Handbook |
| Url: | http://sbphandbook.blogspot.com |
| Language: | English |
| Topics: | entertainment, rants, life |
| Description: | Helping to give you the strength to slap that bitch we all know and most times hate... life. |
| Popularity: | 59 Followers |
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You're not Diddy!
So I was going to the grocery store to pick up something for my mother when I had this unexpected encounter with this a self-indulged, celebrity wannabe. While I love fashion, I try not to live my life by it's rules. Like wearing white pants after Labor Day... No big deal (although I really don't know a reason to wear white pants ever).Anyway, as I was walking into the store, this asshole decided to go out of his way to almost knock me over to get in. When the sound of shock came from my mouth, he turned and sized me up. He gave a self satisfied laugh while looking at my attire, turned and went into the store.Who the fuck does that guy think he is? I certainly don't
So I was going to the grocery store to pick up something for my mother when I had this unexpected encounter with this a self-indulged, celebrity wannabe. While I love fashion, I try not to live my life by it's rules. Like wearing white pants after Labor Day... No big deal (although I really don't know a reason to wear white pants ever).Anyway, as I was walking into the store, this asshole decided to go out of his way to almost knock me over to get in. When the sound of shock came from my mouth, he turned and sized me up. He gave a self satisfied laugh while looking at my attire, turned and went into the store.Who the fuck does that guy think he is? I certainly don't
You can't Masturbate... It's 9/11
9/12 is going to be the best day ever!Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate
9/12 is going to be the best day ever!Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate
Best Commercial Ever!
Thank you Europe! I'm probably going to get a lot of hate from my friends with kids, but I'd probably say the same thing to their faces... or behind their backs. Same thing.
Thank you Europe! I'm probably going to get a lot of hate from my friends with kids, but I'd probably say the same thing to their faces... or behind their backs. Same thing.
Scotland Blog #2- My Family talks about Nothing
Time to hang out with people my own age. At this flat, we have no wireless Internet and we’re having trouble working the television so we have to enjoy each other’s company. In the last two hours, I have heard in depth conversations about water heaters, garage doors, car payments and unfinished home construction. This is what old people talk about. And they say WE like to hear ourselves talk. At least we have interesting things to say. If I hear one more story about a washing machine, I’m gonna lose my damn mind and end my trip early by jumping off the third story of this flat.I forgot! I have a savior! My sixteen-year-old cousin… oh wait! False alarm. Bitch is a fu
Time to hang out with people my own age. At this flat, we have no wireless Internet and we’re having trouble working the television so we have to enjoy each other’s company. In the last two hours, I have heard in depth conversations about water heaters, garage doors, car payments and unfinished home construction. This is what old people talk about. And they say WE like to hear ourselves talk. At least we have interesting things to say. If I hear one more story about a washing machine, I’m gonna lose my damn mind and end my trip early by jumping off the third story of this flat.I forgot! I have a savior! My sixteen-year-old cousin… oh wait! False alarm. Bitch is a fu
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