Rules for girls when watching porn with your boyfriend
These are rules for girls about their behavior when watching porn with your boyfriend. By reading this, I assume that you have already decided that you are cool watching with him and that nothing could possible go wrong. I want you to admit that's a huge lie. Girls get upset of small things such as toilet seats and missing birthdays. You might think it's fun but the real reason you are watching is to spy on your man and see what it is about you he doesn't like (tell me I'm wrong). But men are simple and combining sex with, well, sex doesn't seem like a bad idea. But since you agree to watch you have to follow some rules because your man doesn't know this is a trick and that's not fair

I Hate the Bravo Channel
The worst and, yes, most interesting channel on television is the Bravo channel. They are singly perpetuating the myth that the things girls care about are actually relevant. Watching Top Chef or that fucking fashion show is not important, despite the dramatic music. The thing is only the crazy Bravo people think what they are doing is cool and correct. I mean seriously, how many gay guys do you need to tell women what to wear? I know the straight guy answer to that. Obviously, it's nothing, but cutting your hair short and being a skinny bitch with no boobs is not exactly at the top of my list. But thanks for the input. And that new dyke, yes I said it, on that salon makeover show l